Cougar Juice Saves Christmas
Review Count: 39
Average Rating: 4.51 stars
Genre: Comedy
Length: 4 minutes 0 seconds
Posted on: December 17, 2005
Film Description
Tis' the season for carols, cards and Cougar Juice! Move over Rudolph, Frosty and all the others... Cougar Juice is the new Christmas hero!

Cougar Juice is an homage to Dave Chappelle's "Tyrone Biggums" and the "Creeper" from Dolemite. He was "born" way before the game was released. I was planning on doing a lot of 70's action and blaxploitation movies with Cougar Juice as a reoccuring character (Which I still plan on doing. Keep an eye open for the "Score" series).

After showing up in a few of these movies, he was going to start popping up in every movie. Which, I guess, is what he's doing now. Not that drug abuse is funny, but I think Cougar Juice is.

If, by some slim chance, Lionhead picks me as the winner or a runner-up for the Christmas contest, I'll be doing a "Special Edition" of "Cougar Juice Saves Christmas." Not to give anything away, but it should really piss George Lucas off.
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- H_Finocchiaro

It's grossly offensive but I love it anyway!

Posted on January 3, 2006
- Howitzer

Haha! A nice short comedy. I loved the whole miss-understanding idea. And some funny VOs to boot!
It dragged a little in points and the joke ran a little thin. But good overall!


Posted on January 4, 2008
- DarkAlex0706

This movie is very good. Next movie, Cougar Juice should save Halloween!

Posted on November 1, 2006
- jdunbar80

You are the Dole-white of the Christmas/Splotation genre. Go juice go.

Posted on April 14, 2006
- heliopolister

Exceedingly hilarious.

Posted on April 13, 2006

No comment

Posted on March 26, 2006
- epoling

Not my cup of tea, really, but not bad movie making. It would have been better if the voices would have been synched.

Posted on January 25, 2006
- VertMorta

Lol well cool dude like the play on "snow" and in the end all the red dude was talkin bout was iced water :p

Posted on January 14, 2006
- TheTorch

No one else has done "yo momma" jokes with as much style and panache as Cougar Juice. Word!

Posted on January 9, 2006
- zaqdan

Watch out Superfly..there's a new playa' in town! I'll be waitin' for the sequel.

Posted on January 5, 2006
- H_Finocchiaro

It's grossly offensive but I love it anyway!

Posted on January 3, 2006
- stretch2002uk

Hilarious! :)

Posted on December 30, 2005
- DaPhil

Well done playa!

Posted on December 30, 2005
- Peaky

Giving is better than take: so i give you high five, man!

Posted on December 26, 2005
- mrcook

No comment

Posted on December 26, 2005
- Doc_Z

Cougar Juice is my new hero, great stuff! :)

Posted on December 26, 2005
- Ratqueen

Fantastic voice-overs, well placed and all! Very funny too! Great job! :)

Posted on December 23, 2005
- Apokalupsis

ROFL "Zuzu Peddles"! can't get over that name. Know what I'm sayin'?

Very good man. Wasn't too long, held my interest, humor was right on, good editing, decent voice overs (didn't sound over-acted, very comfortable).

I enjoyed it. ;) Know what I'm sayin'?

Posted on December 23, 2005

This is the x-mas winner. My x-mas pick anyways. Merry x-mas. You are one funny dude!

Posted on December 23, 2005

How can anyone not like this movie?

Posted on December 22, 2005
- GavinSchofield

Yo' mama so fat.... that was amazing.

Posted on December 21, 2005
- thefreakhouse

Awesome...laughed my butt off. You really should try to get some more people to help you with the VO's

Posted on December 21, 2005
- PimpDragon108

Cougar Juice Saves Christmas is an instant holiday classic - like It's a Wonderful Life and Miracle on 34th Street. I can't wait to see this with my son and explain to him the joys of pimping, beating hoes, Santa and snow. God bless us, every one. Cougar Juice just saved Christmas...and the world will NEVAH be the same!

Posted on December 21, 2005
- skarsten

I laughed! I cried! I think I hurt myself...

Posted on December 21, 2005
- Headhunter

Nice job on the VO!
All that was missing was Tiny Tim.

Posted on December 21, 2005
- WildmouseX

other then juice's voice sounding more like a chick then the chick's everything else was right on the money.

Posted on December 20, 2005
- Sir_Goose_Productions

Wicked voice overs! Poor santa always gets ****ed over by his lack of understanding of modern lingo. Those were actually fat jokes I'd never heard too, now I gots some new material!

Posted on December 20, 2005
- Trashman

Haha this is stupid enough to get 5.Susus Petals haha.Always good to come back here and see what you're up to.When you get a chance,check out my last flick of zany fun!

Posted on December 20, 2005
- Beery1

You are BAD! Hehe, this one kept a smile on my face all the way through. I'm gonna bookmark this studio. I don't usually do that, because good movies are usually a flash in the pan, but this studio knows how to consistently make fun films.

Posted on December 20, 2005
- Eugenet

Maybe it's just me but I didn't quite manage to follow entirely what was going on...

Posted on December 19, 2005
- GrogTheDwarf

I found that movie to be entrtaining...oh how people get such simple things as snow mixed up is beyond me! I also loved the yo momma jokes. Oh and thanks for reviewing mine too!

Posted on December 19, 2005
- TheMGMKid1

"Oh no you didn't?" I love your film. It reminds me of those funky cool and sorely missed Blacksploitation films of the 70's. The voice overs were spot on and so funny at times I laughed out loud (and that is saying something for me.) Great work. I'm now a Cougar Juice fan.

Posted on December 19, 2005
- CF4L

Wow that was horible. Might want to come up with better lines and Voice acting next time.or better yet stick to subs. Oh yea and get the meaning of cristmas right will ya?Mama jokes dont fly with this playa of tha movies

Posted on December 19, 2005
- SirDrakeX

Yeah this was well done.... Beating on Santa is wrong though. I like the custom backdrops and screens. Vo was good.... but I was thinking the girl was a tranny with the voice. Pretty funny and entertaining. Good Luck. I like this but I hope mine wines the toys.

Posted on December 19, 2005
- SixthHokage

Shaft was yesterday! Cougar Juice is in da town. Cool movie, but all the 'snow' and 'candy' is mine (especially the 10megs extra and the graphic card :) ). I especially liked the 'Yo mamma' battle :)

Posted on December 18, 2005
- Manky

Man, I was disappointed by this movie...disappointed because it's competing against my movie in the competition :).

But seriously, I really liked this movie. Though the whole movie was funny, I didn't laugh out loud until Cougar Juice's last line.

Posted on December 18, 2005
- PrettyTony

An urban holiday classic for the whole family! Every time a bell rings Cugar Juice gets a hit, you know what I'm sayin'?

Posted on December 17, 2005
- Fulkster

LOL... Cougar Juice has a higher voice than the femmes. Loved it.
(could hardly keep up with the mamma insults...)

Posted on December 17, 2005
- Forcemaster2000

LOL! Custom made title screens, great voice acting(well, the males anyway :) ) and more "yo mama" jokes than you can shake a stick at! Bad Rep Studios places the first real contender for the Lionhead Christmas 2005 Competition! Check it out today!

Posted on December 17, 2005
- jamespetts

That's quite funny, and rather well done. An extra star for the superb custom titles.

Posted on December 17, 2005