Blind Date
 
 
Studio: thejesus
 
Review Count: 63
Average Rating: 3.87 stars
Genre: Horror
Length: 6 minutes 58 seconds
 
Posted on: December 7, 2005
 
 
Film Description
I did this little piece of work for 3 reasons. 1.I had it rattling around in my brain. 2. I wanted to show I'm not a 1 trick pony with the KFJ films. And 3.I wanted to scare the living crap out of people. So enjoy Blind date its not what you expect. Also I did a custom soundtrack on this, so no canned music here. Crank up the volume a bit on this one. I cut it on my desktop not my laptop so my desktop is not set up right.

I don't [eye-hurting-word!]ing cheat I advertise my movies on Yahoo, Aim and ICQ. STEVOSTANLEY is a whine bag that post anytime farts a 1 star in his general direction. I mean if anyone has seen him on the boards he will not stop til you know all about his 62 1 stars all at once.
 
Featured Reviews
- Glynner

This is. Without a doubt. Your best movie. (so far)
I thought the story was slow at the start and I still reckon you could have cut that down - but when the expose came... it flew in at 200 miles an hour from left field. WHAMMO. I'm still semi concussed. Brilliant.
I couldn't help feeling that the ending missed a final flourish - a twist or something. Maybe it didn't need it. I'm so stunned I can't think straight. Damn that was a brutally effective film.
This is four stars for me - it came desperately close to a five - it really did - but if you stick to this genre you could well go better.
Well done - and what the hell do I know, anyway.

Posted on December 8, 2005
- womenreviewer

This movie. This Movie... Wow what to say, You have raised the bar on movies that should be made on this site. This is the single best movie I have seen on this site. Its an original idea not more copy cat crap like other movies here or stealing ideas. This should be number 1 not that unoriginal King Kong.

Kudos on a great film! Keep up the Fresh ideas!

Posted on December 8, 2005
- Christinelynns25

Sick and demented! I love it! Good

Posted on December 7, 2005
- Emotep

Well written script, good dialog. Strong story, but not surprising. Strong use of music and sound cues. Well done.

Please visit my studio and watch my films.

Currently Playing:
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The System

Posted on December 7, 2005
- Tayman

Geez what an ending. I would never meet anyone over the internet, but now after watching this I sure as hell won't.

Posted on December 7, 2005
- BANR62

Creapy And Awsome

5 stars

Posted on December 7, 2005
 
Reviews
- subtlesid

fileplanet 4TW

Posted on December 11, 2005
- oicurtis

Not bad at all.

Posted on December 11, 2005
- FireFox-XGL

it´s a funny movie

Posted on December 11, 2005
- darth_janova

WOW, that was brilliant, i never expected that to happen, the ending was too hilarious, i hope you make mor efunny ones like that

Posted on December 11, 2005
- Suladead

This movie was creepy. The ending was hilarious. This reminded me of all the internet stalkers that used to terrorize woman and probably still do. I really enjoyed the mix of horror and comedy. Great Job!

Posted on December 11, 2005
- ekdahl

I have to say, that I will be extremely careful next time I go online. I think that overall, the film and the plot was good. However, I think that you should work on the editing. The start was extremely slow, and a couple of unnecessary things. But great job overall.

Posted on December 11, 2005
- sparrowtm

A refreshingly different movie for this genre. While I enjoyed watching it, and think you've done a great editing/cutting job, the pace of it was too slow for my liking. The showdown could have lasted a bit longer, while the introduction could have been a bit shorter.

Posted on December 11, 2005
- Retcliffe

Erschreckend guter Horror.

Posted on December 11, 2005
- Burnsta23

it was a good film yeah, but i think a bit more tension would have raised it a notch.

Posted on December 11, 2005
- totalreview

i think your reviews are false aswell

Posted on December 11, 2005
- gongdao

I believed in justice.

Posted on December 11, 2005
- STEVOSTANLEY

i hated this film - i just wanted to go and see my lawyer straight away and sue you for the 7mins of my life i just lost....

yep this review sounds familiar doesnt it thejesus, because thats a review your alt used on somebody elses film.

this film has 40 x 5* non studio reviews and your alts have been used to 1* ninja others films.

you are so hypocritical....

your latest 5* reviews condemning the person who 1* you all came within minutes of themselves and all champion your cause.

you are indeed a joke,liar and a cheat it would seem

looks like you need to use more alts now to fix this 1* review as well

Posted on December 11, 2005
- TomServo3k

I thought it was more funny than anything else... I'm sorry, I have a sick sense of humor. Anyways, yeah that's pretty much true about people that try and hook up over the internet. Never really understood it, meh, it's all good.

Good job though, pretty creepy.

Posted on December 11, 2005
- topdogfilms

I thought this was creeper then sitting on an old mans lap, And feeling something pop up.

Posted on December 11, 2005
- docontheweb

Hey good job man. i think its about time I apologize for all the crap keep it up :)

Posted on December 11, 2005
- homemovies

I think I wet myself, Thanks I really liked these pants.

Posted on December 10, 2005
- candlefilms

got to hate those one star attacks, Don't sweat it you got a great movie here.

Posted on December 10, 2005
- crashfilms

Nice film got it in the random I hope the next one is as good as this one.

Posted on December 10, 2005
- gnomesarethesuxs

I hate little 1 star punks who hide on other names, Good work on this man.

Posted on December 10, 2005
- scifisocial

this is bad

Posted on December 10, 2005
- Blacktie_Agenda_Director

CREEPOUT CITY! Well done, very well done. I had a hard time hearing music but the vo was great.

Posted on December 10, 2005
- bj2790

wow that was extremely unexpected and effective that's why kids never meet anyone from the internet

this film is so great i love it 5555555555555555555555555555555555555555

Posted on December 10, 2005
- Peaky

Damn scary, wheres clarice sterling when one needs her, LOL!

Posted on December 10, 2005
- RolandHulme

Very good. Solid plot and excellent VO.

Posted on December 10, 2005
- lykkehaj

I like the whole scene in the cabin, because there are wierdos out there like him, pretty creepy! But it was just a little boring at times..

Posted on December 10, 2005
- doerrobst

WAh - very appalling. But I absolutely like it.

Posted on December 10, 2005
- Kyle26

Wow..... I liked it alot. Did not quite expect any of that. Fresh new content. Great work. Check my movies out. Thank you.

Posted on December 9, 2005
- unsunghero28

I have to say, you obviously put in a lot of effort; but I got tired of hearing this guy talk to himself and- come on- why the hell a rapist?!

Posted on December 9, 2005
- filmreviewsonly

Great work here, Top notch and that guy was creepy looking to the max.

Posted on December 9, 2005
- Blaze804

No comment

Posted on December 9, 2005
- JWicker

Very creepy and very well made.
Nice one.

Posted on December 9, 2005
- ExtremePotato

WTF? That was weird, and confusing and scary. I'm gonna give it 5 stars because I think that's what you wanted (Out of the film).

Posted on December 9, 2005
- Abrey

i have seen ur movies before mostly ur earlier movies i and this movie si just as good also thanks for reviewing my movie

Posted on December 9, 2005
- Happy_Schman

What zombiehamster said. I liked KFJ better :( I just don't think this was good as your other movies.

Posted on December 9, 2005
- Matneee

Takes a bit too long to get going, but it's pretty good once it does:)

Posted on December 9, 2005
- Deckard007

voice acting was o.k. i agree with THEbeerman,teh plot had way too many holes.and the editing could have been better to in much take some stuff out for flowing reasons.

Posted on December 9, 2005
- kaipan

This is definately a fresh idea for the horror genre! Good work!

Posted on December 9, 2005
- MagusFilms

Brilliant film, and a rather unpleasant twist at the end.. He was actually really creepy! Just think the build up was a bit too slow..

Posted on December 9, 2005
- THEBeerman

The plot had way too many holes, and I thought you should've made it into more of a joke, but the voice-acting was good in that the voices matched the characters, and they weren't wooden. This makes the VO better than about 90% of what's on this website. Since everything else was preparing for one part of the movie, that part should've been made into something more, and you could've gotten away with a lot less of the rest. It could've been five stars if only you had edited out about two thirds of the movie. The pointless set-up scenes that provided little if any information kind of killed it.

Posted on December 9, 2005
- Buccura

Definently disturbing as it should have been. Definently shows why online relationships dont work out ;P. Nice custom soundtrack as well.

By the way, you kind of sounded like Ray Romano for the first half of it. Not ment as an offense at all, just saying xP

Posted on December 8, 2005
- sully1971

Very good movie. Just a little too much yipyap at the beginning and it was a little predictable...but it still didn't disappoint. Had to knock you down one peg for it, though....coulda done without the mom call, though i did like the flashback. Anyway, thanks for not wasting 7 minutes of my life, which is so common around here (including some of mine!)

Posted on December 8, 2005
- bondocondo

Great freaking film! Anyone that gives it anything under 4 stars is retarded!

Posted on December 8, 2005
- LuciusVorenus

That was awsum! Great job! Although you've ruined internet dating for me. Ha Ha!

Posted on December 8, 2005
- ZombieHamsterProductions

I'd have to agree with Yannoa that the voice acting was a little on the lifeless side. I think there's too much information in the guy's dialogue at the start, which gives away too many clues as to where the story is headed, which in turn lessens the impact. You could've scrapped most of the speech in the first few minutes and just kept the phone conversation, we would've had enough plot information from that (plus it would've added realism - nobody talks to themselves to the extent that this guy does). The story was good, though it didn't scare me, and I don't think you pushed the boundaries as far as you could have - obviously I'm not suggesting you should've shown the unpleasant things that were happening to the guy, it just lacked impact.

Posted on December 8, 2005
- markusdragon

A reasonably enjoyable and original flick, if a little pedestrian. Creepy and unpredictable (to some extent), but perhaps too slow of a starter. Excellent voice acting, though.

Posted on December 8, 2005
- theancient1

Good film. Good leason in the dangers of internet dating!!! My kind of flick.

Posted on December 8, 2005
- WorldPictures

From Critic's Corner hosts Jeremiah and Dr. Googlestien
This movie was a shocker. I'm telling you I thought I was watching Dressed To Kill. The name of the movie lived up to it's billing. This was so well done. I thought the talking over was a slight of bit too much in the film. Sometimes you just never think of these things. A guy meeting up with you and it had a good twist. It was definently well done. This film had all the elements that it took to get to our excellent three stars performance. It was lacking strong moments. All in all this is truly the biggest surprise movie on TMO right now.

Posted on December 8, 2005
- Coornoth

Great movie, really well done.

Posted on December 8, 2005
- Yannoa

The voice acting really killed the film. It wasn't engaging or talented - it just sort of ratled on and really make the film seem incredibly boring. There were some good editing points. Sounds weren't that bad, but didn't feel very realstic. The story was okay, but the pacing of it was really awful, almost nonexistant. I could pretty much say with certainty that its one of hte most boring horror films I've seen on the movies so far. It just wasn't scary. Overall, it was mostly the voice acting that let this piece down.

Posted on December 8, 2005
- Glynner

This is. Without a doubt. Your best movie. (so far)
I thought the story was slow at the start and I still reckon you could have cut that down - but when the expose came... it flew in at 200 miles an hour from left field. WHAMMO. I'm still semi concussed. Brilliant.
I couldn't help feeling that the ending missed a final flourish - a twist or something. Maybe it didn't need it. I'm so stunned I can't think straight. Damn that was a brutally effective film.
This is four stars for me - it came desperately close to a five - it really did - but if you stick to this genre you could well go better.
Well done - and what the hell do I know, anyway.

Posted on December 8, 2005
- Mitchell_Lee

That is EVIL, but very well done! I agree with the comments about strong music and sound cues.

Posted on December 8, 2005
- womenreviewer

This movie. This Movie... Wow what to say, You have raised the bar on movies that should be made on this site. This is the single best movie I have seen on this site. Its an original idea not more copy cat crap like other movies here or stealing ideas. This should be number 1 not that unoriginal King Kong.

Kudos on a great film! Keep up the Fresh ideas!

Posted on December 8, 2005
- Rennstar

Nice movie pretty sick though, very sick thing to have rattling around your brain.

Posted on December 8, 2005
- nlogan

QUOTE: 1.I had it rattling around in my brain.

You had THAT rattling around in your brain!? omg.

Other than that... nice movie... freaky and weird, just how I like them. Nice work arounds for putting the guy in the trunk and a few other things.

Only stars are removed because some of the voice acting was dodgy in some places that distracted from the overall quality.

Posted on December 8, 2005
- markrichardbehenna

Very well done, i once heard man's greatest secret fear is to be raped, anyway although it was pretty sick, the story was pretty good and the message was clear, the person you know on the internet could say shes a supermodel but is atcually a demented guy!

Posted on December 8, 2005
- chton

No comment

Posted on December 8, 2005
- camfromthecity21

I enjoyed that one!

Posted on December 7, 2005
- Christinelynns25

Sick and demented! I love it! Good

Posted on December 7, 2005
- Emotep

Well written script, good dialog. Strong story, but not surprising. Strong use of music and sound cues. Well done.

Please visit my studio and watch my films.

Currently Playing:
Zaitzev
The System

Posted on December 7, 2005
- alpacino2

Yeah, really good psycho-thriller! The surprise-effect worked. Missed the music and two DIFFERENT speakers. But it's worth it!

Posted on December 7, 2005
- Tayman

Geez what an ending. I would never meet anyone over the internet, but now after watching this I sure as hell won't.

Posted on December 7, 2005
- BANR62

Creapy And Awsome

5 stars

Posted on December 7, 2005
- noonsey

Pretty good movie dude! Wasn't scary at all, but the scenes were put together realli well and the voice acting was superb. Good Job!

Posted on December 7, 2005