Kung Fu Jesus Meets Munchon Carpet
 
 
Studio: thejesus
 
Review Count: 22
Average Rating: 4.09 stars
Genre: Action
Length: 3 minutes 19 seconds
 
Posted on: November 29, 2005
 
 
Film Description
This is my set of Black Exploitation films that are in the same vane as the 70's movies released in that era. But with my twist of naked gun type humor. Its not for everyone. I just wanted to put that up front. I'm not trying to get up the charts. This series is for me. I do all the voice over for all the char because I know how I want them to be and flush out thru the series so also know that before you rate. Oh and Munchon Carpet speaks in a manly voice because she uses roids. You know the old Chinese Secret.
 
Featured Reviews
- Kesti

Script: 4 stars; The idea isn't bad at all, I think it made the point allright, and I agree about the voice-over that you explained in the about, allthough you could still try to have some friend of yours help you out, and you may easily get them to do the voicing just the way you want it. I also found confusing the explanation at the beginning, when the voice talks about Jesus going to the beach, it wasn't really clear if it was a narrator or what (Although I enjoyed the realization of the narrator that the movie was starting)
Editing: 2 stars; The scenes are fine, and the editing isn't bad. The one I think to be the main problem is the change from one scene to the other. For example after he beats the ninja and scare away the other ones you should have put some transition of some kind (hope you understand what I mean). I hope this didn't happen for a lack of effort and/or time. I think it could have been a 4 stars if it wasn't for this.
Music: 3 stars; As above, the editing of the music doesn't flow smoothly enough with the scenes. The selection was good though.
Overall 3 stars. Hope you take this as a constructive critique, since this is what I'm trying to do.
Keep up the good work, and take your time in the making, although I can understand the impatience of wanting to see the movie made right away.

Posted on December 1, 2005
- Phoenix_Stryfe

I know it sucks getting other people to do VOs, but with as many characters as you have you just gotta get some other people involved. Bad Dudes phone call was the high point, and I think your editing is sound but the dialogue taken from other sources is what is holding this back. I think you could do really well, but its gotta be fresher.

Posted on November 30, 2005
- Bobaninho

this is some funny [not-so-nice-word!], keep this on!

Posted on November 30, 2005
- Beery1

I loved it. I haven't seen the other kung-Fu Jesus films, but I'll be sure to look 'em up.

Posted on November 30, 2005
- Wogasm

Haha I have no idea why but this movie's title ALONE makes me laugh. Am I a bad person?

Posted on November 30, 2005
- TomServo3k

"I look like Rick James!"

Good stuff, more like a 3.7, but I'm rounding it up. Lots of Heysus jokes going around lately....

Posted on November 30, 2005
- rulksterlove

"How do you like this water I turned into Gin and Juice" .... Classic.

Nice VO. Your female VO sounds just like mine.. too high and very unconvincing!

Hehe, enjoyed it.

Posted on November 30, 2005
- Happy_Schman

hahah ninja dance of confusion!!! "what happened to my fro?" Favourite parts of the movie, it was allll good though:) Good job man!

Posted on November 29, 2005
 
Reviews
- DavidRK803

The editing and directing is good, but I didn't laugh once during the entire movie.

Posted on December 10, 2005
- jonr80

Kung FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jesus! My God, I have never laughed so hard in my life! Keep cranking these out! Kung Fu Jesus rules.

Posted on December 6, 2005
- KAENASH88

Thank you Jesus, for that you may take a break!

http://tinypic.com/i44gev.jpg

clever twist on a movie!

Posted on December 2, 2005
- Oneplusoneisfive

Awesome! Totally awesome.

Posted on December 1, 2005
- Kesti

Script: 4 stars; The idea isn't bad at all, I think it made the point allright, and I agree about the voice-over that you explained in the about, allthough you could still try to have some friend of yours help you out, and you may easily get them to do the voicing just the way you want it. I also found confusing the explanation at the beginning, when the voice talks about Jesus going to the beach, it wasn't really clear if it was a narrator or what (Although I enjoyed the realization of the narrator that the movie was starting)
Editing: 2 stars; The scenes are fine, and the editing isn't bad. The one I think to be the main problem is the change from one scene to the other. For example after he beats the ninja and scare away the other ones you should have put some transition of some kind (hope you understand what I mean). I hope this didn't happen for a lack of effort and/or time. I think it could have been a 4 stars if it wasn't for this.
Music: 3 stars; As above, the editing of the music doesn't flow smoothly enough with the scenes. The selection was good though.
Overall 3 stars. Hope you take this as a constructive critique, since this is what I'm trying to do.
Keep up the good work, and take your time in the making, although I can understand the impatience of wanting to see the movie made right away.

Posted on December 1, 2005
- Phoenix_Stryfe

I know it sucks getting other people to do VOs, but with as many characters as you have you just gotta get some other people involved. Bad Dudes phone call was the high point, and I think your editing is sound but the dialogue taken from other sources is what is holding this back. I think you could do really well, but its gotta be fresher.

Posted on November 30, 2005
- Bobaninho

this is some funny [not-so-nice-word!], keep this on!

Posted on November 30, 2005
- Beery1

I loved it. I haven't seen the other kung-Fu Jesus films, but I'll be sure to look 'em up.

Posted on November 30, 2005
- madman12300

very funny excelent film

Posted on November 30, 2005
- RawVoodoo

i think this series is gettin better and better. Love the Gay ninja dance of Confusion.Jesus looks much better in his Rick James mode though I vote you keep it like that. Not that there was a vote or anything.

Posted on November 30, 2005
- markrichardbehenna

Hmm some of the jokes were ok but i wasn't laughing. Voieovers were pretty good, i was very confused as too the jesus character, is he the actual jesus or is he just some guy who happens to be named jesus.

Posted on November 30, 2005
- SnowballTheDog

Oh my god... that Rick James line just got me. You're doing an excellent job and I can't wait to see the next one. xD Great work!

Posted on November 30, 2005
- lilitalygarbler

I like that black kung foooooo power. great job with this film. i liked the transitions, flow, and the plot keep up the great work man. when you find some time come to my studio to view a barrage of cool movies. later man and keep it up
=lil italy G

Posted on November 30, 2005
- ttrsem

I admit I had some problems understanding every dialogue but I couldn't stop laughing at the voice of the black guy.
This i think should definitely be a comedy though.
Thanks for the laughs you gave me i think i'll download this one.

Posted on November 30, 2005
- Tarison

For me, it was almost there, but not quite. I mean, I can see where you're going, but it needs more than Jesus doing kung-fu to get into the area where I'd laugh out loud. You're definitely onto something, you just gotta refine your concept a little.

I thought about not posting a review to keep your rating up, but I figured you'd prefer an honest opinion to none at all. Keep at it.

Posted on November 30, 2005
- hallihallo

No comment

Posted on November 30, 2005
- castlenaze

I love this long time. Very very funny.

It seems you have created a character that is surely destined to become a cult favorite on TMO.

Excellent VO work. You have a great tone.

Editing pretty solid.

This is so entertaining, enjoyable and fun. Well worth a watch and I look forward to viewing more episodes.

Great stuff. Keep up the good work.

Posted on November 30, 2005
- Augie64

This is honestly 100x better than the last episode. Turning water into Gin and Juice. damn man. I almost spit my soda out.

Posted on November 30, 2005
- Wogasm

Haha I have no idea why but this movie's title ALONE makes me laugh. Am I a bad person?

Posted on November 30, 2005
- TomServo3k

"I look like Rick James!"

Good stuff, more like a 3.7, but I'm rounding it up. Lots of Heysus jokes going around lately....

Posted on November 30, 2005
- rulksterlove

"How do you like this water I turned into Gin and Juice" .... Classic.

Nice VO. Your female VO sounds just like mine.. too high and very unconvincing!

Hehe, enjoyed it.

Posted on November 30, 2005
- Happy_Schman

hahah ninja dance of confusion!!! "what happened to my fro?" Favourite parts of the movie, it was allll good though:) Good job man!

Posted on November 29, 2005