Kung Fu Jesus
 
 
Studio: thejesus
 
Review Count: 20
Average Rating: 3.2 stars
Genre: Comedy
Length: 0 minutes 47 seconds
 
Posted on: November 28, 2005
 
 
Film Description
People have been raving on about short films, And how you can make a good funny one in under so and so time. Well this is my stab at it. Enjoy and if I bother anyone with this short. Well stop being so PC!
 
Featured Reviews
- SnowballTheDog

Oh my god! Jesus' voice was so damn funny and a black Jesus is the perfect character! You did a helluva job on this one man. xD
All of my movies are done in the same format but are a bit longer. I love these kinds of movies, they're so damn fun to make and even more fun to watch! Excellent work!

Posted on November 29, 2005
- Spartan-Studios

The movies reach a new low. How anyone gave this crap more than one star is hard to tell, though I expect they have their reasons.

Posted on November 29, 2005
- coldCok

He must be, When your mom was calling his name out i was the only one there.

Posted on November 29, 2005
- superhalo

crap, jesus was no black man!

Posted on November 29, 2005
- Augie64

Jesus wasnt Black, Jesus was Jewish.

It was too short. thats the only problem. I was honestly hoping for a lot more in the trash talking portion of the Kung-fu Jesus. I mean nothing is more funny than Biblical trash talking when your kicking some ones ass.

Posted on November 29, 2005
- RoN_Rancor

Meh, not very funny, and way too short, but at least you had good voice-over.

Posted on November 28, 2005
- buggy33

Nice Nice :)

Posted on November 28, 2005
- hbbigal

originel

Posted on November 28, 2005
- Happy_Schman

Well there, that was short... but another star for a sweet voice over lol.

Posted on November 28, 2005
 
Reviews
- camfromthecity21

Only thing worse then a guy doing a girls voice is a white guy doing a black guys voice. The credit roll was the best part!

Posted on December 5, 2005
- markrichardbehenna

Jesus was black? i had no idea......

Posted on December 3, 2005
- ttrsem

LOL!!

Posted on November 30, 2005
- SnowballTheDog

Oh my god! Jesus' voice was so damn funny and a black Jesus is the perfect character! You did a helluva job on this one man. xD
All of my movies are done in the same format but are a bit longer. I love these kinds of movies, they're so damn fun to make and even more fun to watch! Excellent work!

Posted on November 29, 2005
- Super_soulb

If on day you go on a trip, and you are lost in the deeps of nothingness and nonsense, you are not alone, this movie is here with you .

Posted on November 29, 2005
- RawVoodoo

short and sweet. So funny that Im going to 1 star you 3 times. All at once. how do you like that? Oh yeah they didnt have kung-fu in the days of Jesus, well not there, in that part ogf the world, where Jesus was, at that time

Posted on November 29, 2005
- Spartan-Studios

The movies reach a new low. How anyone gave this crap more than one star is hard to tell, though I expect they have their reasons.

Posted on November 29, 2005
- TwoHeadedOgr

lol, kinda funny but ehh.

Posted on November 29, 2005
- coldCok

He must be, When your mom was calling his name out i was the only one there.

Posted on November 29, 2005
- superhalo

crap, jesus was no black man!

Posted on November 29, 2005
- Augie64

Jesus wasnt Black, Jesus was Jewish.

It was too short. thats the only problem. I was honestly hoping for a lot more in the trash talking portion of the Kung-fu Jesus. I mean nothing is more funny than Biblical trash talking when your kicking some ones ass.

Posted on November 29, 2005
- mickyToms

wot a load of rubbish! u can have my first 1 star uv wasted 47 secs off my life!!!!!!!!!

Posted on November 29, 2005
- eddyryan

ut wasnt funny, jesus black! yeh right lol

Posted on November 29, 2005
- SteveHerb

To think you gave me a good score with your awesome flicks! It is double the compliment coming from someone as skilled as you, as stated, please make more Kung Fu Jesus flicks!

Posted on November 29, 2005
- RoN_Rancor

Meh, not very funny, and way too short, but at least you had good voice-over.

Posted on November 28, 2005
- xrgom

No comment

Posted on November 28, 2005
- buggy33

Nice Nice :)

Posted on November 28, 2005
- hbbigal

originel

Posted on November 28, 2005
- Mackzter

Pls rate my movie, all the meanies dont want to have a funny movie on the top charts. If you like qvality humor, and a movie that actually is fun to watch (unlike the movies on the chart list) give my movie high ratings, It would make me glad and I will not loose fate on people.

Posted on November 28, 2005
- Happy_Schman

Well there, that was short... but another star for a sweet voice over lol.

Posted on November 28, 2005