One Star Spam
 
 
Studio: Scottfilms
 
Review Count: 100
Average Rating: 4.21 stars
Genre: Comedy
Length: 4 minutes 34 seconds
 
Posted on: November 21, 2005
 
 
Film Description
I really dont care about the ratings... just in the comments tell me if you laughed becuase thats all i want to do. A smile is worth a million 5 star ratings!

**the comments have nothing to do with the maker of Reggie Mexixo (ZODIOUS)giving One stars, its just a joke** no really it is were still looking for these evil ninjas...
 
Featured Reviews
- fleeties

!!!NERD!!!
You are the biggest hippocrit i have ever seen as all your movies do the same.
oh yeh and NERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on November 24, 2005
- Guyperson

COOL FILM...GREAT AMAZING STUNNING... BUT ON THE OTHER HAND U REALLY SUCK

Posted on November 23, 2005
- Snuggles21

Worst Film Ever! I should one star this but well I dont know Kung-fu and im afraid youll track my ip hehe.

Posted on November 22, 2005
- Zodious

I was gonna give you a one star.... but you said too, so I'm going to give you a five! HA now the joke is on you! Everything about this movie made me laugh, from the knock on the convertible window, to everyone has a gun somehow! Great work! :D REGGIE MEXICO DOES NOT LEAVE 1 STARS!

Posted on November 22, 2005
- Slicksword45

i got it!

i will 5 star spam this!!!

Posted on November 21, 2005
- Bmasters87

Definately funny! I laughed at all the subtitles! and the end with the shotgun! LOl good job man! this sparked an idea for my comedy movie also!

Posted on November 21, 2005
- Hemingway

The best piece of Movies commentary I have seen yet. Funny funny FUNNY!!!

Posted on November 21, 2005
 
Reviews
- RichardBrayshaw1

Made me laugh but your not as witty as you thik you are geekem

Posted on March 12, 2006
- cupiditas

Excellent. Your commentary on movie unoriginality is so very true. It made me laugh wuite a few times, which is mostly why I gave this movie an above average review. Some people just put out crap, and i see five star ratings on them. Five Stars! Argggghhh! Anyway, the subpar voiceover fit well into the theme.

Posted on February 17, 2006
- waroop

Certain parts were funny like the upload of the movie then a 1-star rating and the guy fighting him I liked it

Posted on January 11, 2006
- NathanielDorrington

Hehe. That was pretty funny. Now off to re-edit my movies to cut out all the random guns! HAHA.

Posted on December 11, 2005
- supermonkeyskier

I smiled. So it deserves a million 5 stars.

Posted on December 11, 2005
- rjb2112

I don't have the game yet, you don't know who I am, but I do leave honest reviews. You achieved what you wanted with this movie and it was entertaining. I have watched and reviewed a lot of films on TMO and you are so right in your observations. There is a lot of real dross out there, but there is also some exceptional gems too. So it is worth looking. By the way I do leave 1 star on some films and I know that means when I start producing I will receive 1 stars in return, but if a movie is bad with little effort I will only ever give it 1 star. This movie on the other hand gets 5.

Posted on December 5, 2005
- BigiB

very good movie

Posted on December 1, 2005
- markusdragon

Some great attacks on the conventions of movies. Voice-over was a bit dodgy (was it supposed to be dodgy? It's hard to tell when it's all supposed to be dodgy) but other than that, a thoroughly enjoyable flick.

Posted on November 30, 2005
- sashisgirl

Nice commentary on the spammers AND the people that fret about getting 1 star. I give you extra star for poking fun at yourself. Ciao!

Posted on November 30, 2005
- Legendary_Studios

lol you made me laugh.
because i never seen a movie this bad..
(Well maybe 1 or 2 but still :P)

Posted on November 29, 2005
- White_Worm

Middle of the road rating for me. The idea of making a TMO movie about making TMO movies seemed really creative... in the first 3 days the game was out. But how long will it be before there is a movie about making a movie about making a movie?

Posted on November 28, 2005
- Jazpa

[be polite!] your movie

Posted on November 26, 2005
- Bowienkle

The movie itself isn't good, however, it was good in that it definitely made its purpose clear.
Cheap advertisement for my comedy: http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/13757

Posted on November 26, 2005
- Oneplusoneisfive

God, how many movies about one star movie spamming are there gonna be? Ive seen movies exactly like this over and over.

Posted on November 25, 2005
- RossyB

you know hat it is dont you? there are a number of pesky limitations in the game where you are putting together a nice little scene but then the next thing you want to do isnt an option, you substitute and then things dont quite gel. i know what you mean though, im just as guilty.

Posted on November 25, 2005
- AdmiralThrawn

This is one of the funniest movies I've seen!

Posted on November 25, 2005
- Pseybert

Bad editing with the captions fading form scene to scene. I did giggle at the shotgun part. Good movie.

Posted on November 24, 2005
- Deikon

Nice to show what NOT to do in movie. Luckily all these examples were intentional. Nice job.

Posted on November 24, 2005
- fleeties

!!!NERD!!!
You are the biggest hippocrit i have ever seen as all your movies do the same.
oh yeh and NERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on November 24, 2005
- RIPBUD

amusing.

Posted on November 24, 2005
- Crazy_Movies

what a funny actually movie! the best way to protest against one star spams!

Posted on November 24, 2005
- ShawnJC

Pretty good. Gave me a few chuckles.

Posted on November 23, 2005
- twice1203

Very funny! Definitely made me laugh!

Posted on November 23, 2005
- CaptJackMorgan

I was torn... Give it a 1 star to support thr evil ninja's or give it a 5 to defeat them scurvy polywogs. So I settle for a 3. Why a 3? Cause Pirates are 3x better than Ninja's Arrrrrr

Posted on November 23, 2005
- Labrat2012

that was pretty bad.

Posted on November 23, 2005
- Guyperson

COOL FILM...GREAT AMAZING STUNNING... BUT ON THE OTHER HAND U REALLY SUCK

Posted on November 23, 2005
- Wecky

I liked it,but I'm not sure why.

Posted on November 23, 2005
- FoDooG

Right, show them ninja! One-Star rating is completly misused.

Posted on November 23, 2005
- JACKRABBIT

I found it pretty average to be honest. Nothing particularly bad, but then nothing particularly outstanding either.

Posted on November 23, 2005
- doubletake

nice, i would've give you five stars, but im keeping one back for your next film ;)

Posted on November 23, 2005
- Sarble

Four stars - cos that's five stars less one star. Erm...

Not only a meta-movies movie but a meta-The Movies movie. Nice ;) Anyway, I smiled so there's a million 5 star rating for you.

Posted on November 23, 2005
- Lee_____

Thing that sucks the most bout one star spama holics ios they actually think spamming a 1 star will move their movies higher...

Why not just make better movies...

Great job

Posted on November 23, 2005
- Glimmbrand

No comment

Posted on November 23, 2005
- nathan891

No comment

Posted on November 23, 2005
- SteelWool

That was pretty tight.

Posted on November 23, 2005
- Necramonium

Maybe i am spoiled with the real comedy movies of today cause it didn't braught a smile on my face...Sorry :(

Posted on November 23, 2005
- capemedia

BRILLIANT, another full deck from me. Oh yeah The_Noy_Master, we know where you LIVE, ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on November 23, 2005
- MausStudio

Contents: ****
Nice Idea. At first i thought, o no one the movie movie more ;) , but its very nice

Equipment: ****
Hm it was ok

Understanding: ****
Hm why no engl. subtitels? Here so many other people from other countrys. Its hard to understand what you say, because its to fast, its easy when i can read this ;)

Musik: *****
Nice voice good Musik

Mistakes:*****

All: 22/25 = 4,4

Posted on November 23, 2005
- Ingamosch

nice nice good work

Posted on November 23, 2005
- Yeevle

A bit critical of new players to the game but it still made me laugh. One star spammers should move to One Star land... wherever that is...

Posted on November 23, 2005
- whydoyouwanttoknow

Funny as hell, especially the line after the shotgun scene.

Posted on November 23, 2005
- Ace_24

Yes I laughed. Now to one star spam or not to one star spam..........

Posted on November 22, 2005
- TomServo3k

hahaha i could really care less about my movies

Posted on November 22, 2005
- Carmel

I wanted to four star and leave one star out-NOT! In addition, I, should always be capital (subtitles). Seriously, I loved the straightforeward approach and the good-natured way you made fun of films and yourself as well! Look forward to more.

Posted on November 22, 2005
- NapkinOfDeath

Hilarious, I wonder if there ever will be a scary movie

Posted on November 22, 2005
- Okele

Walking around your living room waiting for a 5 star: 1 star
The cop knocking on the window in a convertable: 5 stars
You laughing while saying a line after the shotgun: Priceless

well done

Posted on November 22, 2005
- Eakster

Quite amusing take on the emerging TM culture.
You get 1 less star for not speaking clearly enough in some of the dialogue
You get 1 extra star for making your main character look like Paul Calf (one of Steve Coogan's comedy characters) here -
http://www.coogans-run.co.uk/paulcalf/

Posted on November 22, 2005
- bilzar

LOL

Posted on November 22, 2005
- Modran

Perfect abstract of all the bad movies they are proud to present us here.
Lionhead should recall all the games sold to cackhanded users.

Posted on November 22, 2005
- DoubleP

you re definetely a genius, not bad, not bad. Good idea with the schotgun at the end.

Posted on November 22, 2005
- koulamata

ok really really funny! nice freestyling!!

Posted on November 22, 2005
- mimic2954

good point. mostly all the movies ive watched have someone who knows kung fu,pulls guns out of nowhere and a has bad story line!

Posted on November 22, 2005
- tribal_art

It as funny on how you made fun of movies with bad editing and movies with mystical appearing weaponry. I liked it alot.

You got some spirit please rate my movie, The Way Things Go

Posted on November 22, 2005
- jicrichton

I'm too afraid not to give 5 stars. I might invite a 1 star spam attack on my studio. No seriously I get what you are doing. Good job. I agree, if you are going to give a bad rating at least give a constructive well thought out reason why you did not like the movie. That is how we get better. I also agree that I am trying to make people laugh and that is what matters most, but it is nice to know what you are doing is appreciated. Check me out when you get a chance.

Posted on November 22, 2005
- Smellfire

Very Good. Only reason I watched it was I got 1 star spammed today, and wondered if it was someone like you. Got to watch a good parody instead. Glad I watched it.

You should make 1 star spam part 2 from the viewpoint of the spammer now sitting at his comp gettin his rocks off 1 star spamming.

Posted on November 22, 2005
- tkmaster

very funny..

and about the comments about overusing some scens... you know its going to be inevitable that every scene will be reused

Posted on November 22, 2005
- Streberking

I hope that kick ass the one star spamer.

Posted on November 22, 2005
- carsonherrick

I'm not sure making a movie with stupid cliches is a good way to protest against movies using stuipd cliches.

Posted on November 22, 2005
- countingtonone

Quite a funny take on the conventions of TMO movies.

Posted on November 22, 2005
- BlueJawa

VERy true!

very funny!
i love it!

Posted on November 22, 2005
- Rambaron

MUAHAHAHA, acually it deserves 5, but I want to piss you off!!!

Posted on November 22, 2005
- watscho

No comment

Posted on November 22, 2005
- JSmithy

Extremely good movie, made me laugh a lot.

Posted on November 22, 2005
- HyperGnome

I hate the 5 star ninja, therefore, I must support this film. Even though you made fun of all horror movies....

P.S. more kissing gorillas please...

Posted on November 22, 2005
- kockanadrag

Great!!

Posted on November 22, 2005
- Matneee

WEll, somebody had to say it....

Posted on November 22, 2005
- ralfpromo

Ha, Ha, ha, - it's funny.

Posted on November 22, 2005
- Vision2

Very funny. I want more!!!!!!

Posted on November 22, 2005
- Patriot84

"Where did you get a shotgun?!?"

Couldn't stop laughing at that.

Great job.

Posted on November 22, 2005
- DONKEYSTUDIOS

lol

Posted on November 22, 2005
- maverick0

Really funny movie! I laughed of the start to the end!

Posted on November 22, 2005
- SupersizedPictures

Very funny and very true. Be nice to get face to face with one of these dorks.

Posted on November 22, 2005
- GrahamSmith

actually very good ,and funny in a direct way. Good idea the way you put it all together.every time i see films like this it can help with ideas of my own although my best one i guess is the "xxxfiles" take a look if you can

Posted on November 22, 2005
- Hero164

Plot and Dialogue - Good Plot some amusing Dialogue - 4
Sound - Good quality VO - 5
Editing - Spelling mistakes in subs and as Identified some dodgy bits but overall sound - 3
Wow Factor - Entertained - 4
Originality - Almost identical to The Flicks Online - 1

Overall - Good movie, well presented and I would have given it more except it was so similar to another. - 3.4

Posted on November 22, 2005
- bigericogre

Oh my God! This lackluster film is hilarious. It's soo true too!

Posted on November 22, 2005
- FilmForge_Studios

hey, my movie has a car scene! (i swear i just did it to time the soundtrack) - hilarious subtitles and great commentary

Posted on November 22, 2005
- novotny

I got a kick out of this one! Nice work. Check out my movies when you get a chance - I'd like to hear your feedback. :-)

Zombie Diner, Conversation with a Vampire, Evil Dead Ghosts, and Signs from Space.

Posted on November 22, 2005
- Snuggles21

Worst Film Ever! I should one star this but well I dont know Kung-fu and im afraid youll track my ip hehe.

Posted on November 22, 2005
- warman1183

Oh Snapz0rz! Dis is off da chain! Tex has the "People Against One Stars" on his side!

Posted on November 22, 2005
- Bobweems

Man, dats some funny shiznit! I gots ta tellz ya!

Posted on November 22, 2005
- Maitey

LMAO now that was funny! Loved the Tex series too. Your right, if you get a few laughs makes it all worth while good commentary!!

Posted on November 22, 2005
- Zodious

I was gonna give you a one star.... but you said too, so I'm going to give you a five! HA now the joke is on you! Everything about this movie made me laugh, from the knock on the convertible window, to everyone has a gun somehow! Great work! :D REGGIE MEXICO DOES NOT LEAVE 1 STARS!

Posted on November 22, 2005
- Happy_Schman

Hooray for making me laugh. :D Best line " I dunno...but it was there" Laughed out loud at that part.

Posted on November 22, 2005
- Augie64

Are you saying my movies suck? That I use the same scenes? damnit reality sucks. Great job.

The bad editing made it even funnier.

Posted on November 22, 2005
- SothisAmon

nice film, good thinking to cover the devloping trend of the one star bandit

Posted on November 21, 2005
- RskimB

pretty f-n hilarious

Posted on November 21, 2005
- Jeff1456

that was some funny stuff

Posted on November 21, 2005
- Hank_Scorpi0

good stuff go get those one star bandits!

Posted on November 21, 2005
- Slicksword45

i got it!

i will 5 star spam this!!!

Posted on November 21, 2005
- AmmarStudios

Excellent! Very funny, great dialogue, and funny subs. Well done!

Posted on November 21, 2005
- Bmasters87

Definately funny! I laughed at all the subtitles! and the end with the shotgun! LOl good job man! this sparked an idea for my comedy movie also!

Posted on November 21, 2005
- JoshThink

pretty good job. Yah Boy!!!

Posted on November 21, 2005
- BlaizeBorne

How could you not laugh? Everyone has a gun! LOL

Posted on November 21, 2005
- Hemingway

The best piece of Movies commentary I have seen yet. Funny funny FUNNY!!!

Posted on November 21, 2005
- 1ne8ight7even

It was very funny i laughed many many times but i would have been better to cut the whole middle part with the policeman

Posted on November 21, 2005
- MoviesofMovies

I agree rating dont matter but this is funny and should get five stars :D

Posted on November 21, 2005
- ProdigyStudios

very nice, the ending shotgun scene made me crack up, and im a sucker for the subtitles acting like directors commentary type thing and i thought yours was hilarious good job and it definately made me laugh.

Posted on November 21, 2005
- Fluffllama

I'm digging it. Nicely edited and voiced, great job.

Posted on November 21, 2005
- JonronProductions

This was funny... Im sure youll get one star spammed though...

Posted on November 21, 2005
- GDfilms

LOL, i likes the subtiltes about other bad movies...

Posted on November 21, 2005