The One Star Ninja Scandal
 
 
Studio: augie64
 
Review Count: 65
Average Rating: 4.4 stars
Genre: Comedy
Length: 3 minutes 7 seconds
 
Posted on: November 21, 2005
 
 
Film Description
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Tommy, that wasnt a narative, that was my canidate speaking for a campaign ad. Im sorry my voice is monotone to you.

Ugh! thanks Steelwool, knock me out of the top 100 lol.

Woot! a one star Ninja! thanks Veriteas!

Khan45! Ewan12! Have been defeated! welcome to the club



Peaked at 20 before the Ninjas got me. Wooot!

before reviewing please watch the rest of tha campaign at:
http://allboards.lionhead.com/showthread.php?t=110079


Im so pissed, i did all this work and my actors didnt get credit for being in the movie. grrrr

HAHAH PWNDIZZLED, omg that is my new favorite internet word.

Wait, gun that turns things into a can of beer? is it a cold beer or semi lukewarm?


This movie is dedicated to all my buddies still serving overseas.

*note this vesion of 'Battle Hymm of the Republic' is not copyrighted*
 
Featured Reviews
- eviljim1234

LOL, i know there are 1 star ninjas', but what about 5 star ninjas'? :p

Posted on November 28, 2005
- SteelWool

NINJA'D! Due this movie ruled. You should make a series of these. Like a bunch of different stories about people fighting one start ninjas (not just the small stories in this). This movie was tight. However, Joe Anderson had a really big nose. Sorry man, this movie ruled, but I just had to 1 star it. I wouldn't normally do this, but I couldn't resist. Otherwise, I would have given it 4 stars.

Posted on November 26, 2005
- fleeties

By making movies about defeating 'the one star ninjas' is so low.

Posted on November 24, 2005
- HyperGnome

Kill them. Kill them all.

Posted on November 23, 2005
- adam262

Very clever. I liked the dialogue but the VO's were shakey at times, but I wont take off for that because I dont use VO's. Tisk tisk, when will ninjas learn?

Posted on November 23, 2005
- Radedge

A 1 star ninja counter-attack lol

Posted on November 22, 2005
- Veriteas

No comment

Posted on November 22, 2005
- Speedy

Poor old Tex wont be able to show his face in Texas again after that performance.

Posted on November 22, 2005
- Buccura

Not unless my canidate kills them first! All alone! Left handed! With a gun that turns them into a can of beer!

Posted on November 21, 2005
- xAcEx

the ninja's suck , your film does not , nice!

Posted on November 21, 2005
- Snickers76

Nice work! This obviously took a bit of time to develop.

Posted on November 21, 2005
- ATLAS_550

Can you say.. Frank just scored a PWNDIZZLED!

Posted on November 21, 2005
- pwnt

Pwned! frank wins

Posted on November 21, 2005
- CaptJackMorgan

Capt Jack Morgan the Ninja Killing Pirate reporting for duty Sir!

Posted on November 21, 2005
- MrCran

i throw 5 ninja throwing stars ( or rating stars.. or throwing rating stars... or whatever.. ) in your direction

Posted on November 21, 2005
 
Reviews
- onestarjesus666

This is stupid

Posted on September 3, 2007
- jxhogan

Fantastic - easily deserving of, oh.....one star? Ha ha. Seriously though, I really enjoyed this film - the humour is excellent, especially the basement comment! Nice one. Good soundtrack as well, fits nicely. Will you be running for the Senate? You could chair the oversight committee on Ninjas, then....

Just Out - the trailer to our new series, Edwardians in Space, the film that has risen to No.8 in the Sci-Fi chart just 24 hours after release.

http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/123090

Posted on January 31, 2007
- ElizabethSusan

Dam the ninja's! those who can make movies do, those who cant become Ninja's! Dude, Check out my page I did something wild with the movie filter you made :) thanks so much for making it!!

Posted on April 22, 2006
- Aeon345

Very good movie with a great way to show how unreasonable critics can ruin the game. However, having a generic comment or no comment can be just as bad as a one star for no reason. But his movie had great originality with excellent sets, scenes, and comedy.

Posted on January 17, 2006
- torto14

No comment

Posted on January 5, 2006
- Clue85

I found it very funny, and I couldn't agree with you more. Good job.

Posted on January 4, 2006
- Traptlinkinpark

one word, sucks

Posted on December 19, 2005
- justin_in_bangor

Hell yeah!

Posted on December 12, 2005
- Streberking

show it to these one star b@$tards.

Posted on December 9, 2005
- rjb2112

I almost didn't watch this movie because it had the word Ninja in the title. Now I understand. There is a growing underground resistance movement in this community. Standing up against the evils of 1 star Ninjas/Bandits and poor quality films. I feel that this site is really in need of 2 places to post. One for younger and/or immature film makers and the other for more mature/serious directors. By serious I don't mean not to include comedy. Because there is good comedy, like this movie and there is immature silly crude collections of random thoughts trying to pass off as comedy.

Posted on December 7, 2005
- tripmills

enjoyable -VOs worked well - soory but im too tired to write a long winded review.

Posted on December 4, 2005
- Mr_Cupid

Hilarious!

Posted on December 3, 2005
- Crazeyal

Little shaky on the voice acting in the middle.
The RUN REGGIE RUN! part was hilarious, but slightly offtimed.
Otherwise, a SUPERB EFFORT!
I was tempted to give it four stars, but I'm feeling generous.
Keep up the good work!

Posted on December 3, 2005
- skarsten

that was a riot. 4 stars for j00

Posted on December 2, 2005
- Lefthander

I've just been ninja'ed so i can definately relate to this one!
I'll give you 4 stars:
1 for all the basics, Voice overs, good editing, etc.
1 for a good pace, no-long-boring-fight-sequenses film
1 for for the fact that I've been ninja'ed myself, so can relate to the film!
1 for the giggles I had watching it.

Posted on December 1, 2005
- richke

hahaha, this is so true to life...nice job...and i think your VO is really good.

Posted on November 29, 2005
- TommyTrouble

What is going on inside your head? What was this all about? I think it is a lot better than your 'Just A Random Story', but I still don't like the monotonous narrative style which you insist on using.

Posted on November 29, 2005
- azuresama

Excellent stuff, made me laugh a lot! Nice VO and some realyl unique use of certain scenes!

Posted on November 28, 2005
- markrichardbehenna

Dam those sneaky ninjas! If only there was someway to tell their mothers what their up too :P

Posted on November 28, 2005
- eviljim1234

LOL, i know there are 1 star ninjas', but what about 5 star ninjas'? :p

Posted on November 28, 2005
- TomServo3k

Yeah, I hate losers with multiple accounts that rate 1 star because they can't make a decent film.

Posted on November 28, 2005
- Ace_24

Fight the good fight against those One Star Ninjas.

Posted on November 27, 2005
- Slicksword45

ha! best movie about 1star-ninjas ever! lets kill them!

Posted on November 26, 2005
- SteelWool

NINJA'D! Due this movie ruled. You should make a series of these. Like a bunch of different stories about people fighting one start ninjas (not just the small stories in this). This movie was tight. However, Joe Anderson had a really big nose. Sorry man, this movie ruled, but I just had to 1 star it. I wouldn't normally do this, but I couldn't resist. Otherwise, I would have given it 4 stars.

Posted on November 26, 2005
- Beery1

Whenever I see a one-star review I always like to give 5 stars to balance out the unfair review (no movie deserves one star), but The One Star Ninja Scandal really deserves 5 stars, so I wish I could post a higher rating.

I'm not asking for a review for a review, but please look at my movies at http://movies.lionhead.com/studio/Beery1 and if you feel like reviewing them, please do so.

Thanks. In the meantime I'm looking forward to checking out your other films.

Posted on November 26, 2005
- orcprincess

Genius. Don't listen to the nay sayers.

I don't believe that the Battle Hym of the Republic is still copyrighted. lol

Posted on November 26, 2005
- ByrdMan

Voice Over - 4
Story - 5
Editing - 4
Music - 5

Good job man, very original. I to have been hit by a one star ninja. You lost me at a few parts but thats ok because randomness is kickass. Amen.

Posted on November 25, 2005
- Richegroover

Great to see some ninjas on the big screen at last!

Rich

Posted on November 25, 2005
- Solid_Snake_20

Pretty good I enjoyed it

Posted on November 24, 2005
- JohnOkinawa

I like the way you use custom made things. Good voice overs!

By the way I'm from the forum.

Posted on November 24, 2005
- fleeties

By making movies about defeating 'the one star ninjas' is so low.

Posted on November 24, 2005
- Happy_Schman

Great voice over. It was real funny good job man!

Posted on November 23, 2005
- FSTony

Very Nice. This movie has been very educational to me!

Posted on November 23, 2005
- D-MYZE

Ninja's got me, this film gives me hope.

Posted on November 23, 2005
- Lee_____

Love the job mate, Awesome film.

Posted on November 23, 2005
- HyperGnome

Kill them. Kill them all.

Posted on November 23, 2005
- Bobaninho

cool movie!

Posted on November 23, 2005
- tolstoy

I loved it. I aggree, those one star ninjas are a problem.

Posted on November 23, 2005
- eddyryan

nice, lets all stop these 1 star ninjas!

Posted on November 23, 2005
- Ingamosch

yes 5 stars!

Posted on November 23, 2005
- Eakster

Nice.
I have yet to have the pleasure

Posted on November 23, 2005
- docontheweb

Great film. Its good to bring awareness to 1 star ninjas, they can really screw things up :(

Posted on November 23, 2005
- adam262

Very clever. I liked the dialogue but the VO's were shakey at times, but I wont take off for that because I dont use VO's. Tisk tisk, when will ninjas learn?

Posted on November 23, 2005
- augiecasmir35

my brother needs professional help, he has WAY to much free time on his hands. I will have to remember never to have him produce a political ad campaign for me if i run for office.

Posted on November 22, 2005
- tkmaster

dang those ninjas..

Posted on November 22, 2005
- Radedge

A 1 star ninja counter-attack lol

Posted on November 22, 2005
- Veriteas

No comment

Posted on November 22, 2005
- Strondor

Gets my vote! (great VO btw)

Posted on November 22, 2005
- Speedy

Poor old Tex wont be able to show his face in Texas again after that performance.

Posted on November 22, 2005
- Dark_Mace

Hahaha, you pwndizzled em all.
Frank has my votes...after Arnold...coz arnold owns you all.
Sorry.

Posted on November 21, 2005
- ScottFilms

lol i guess it your tuen.. my next video.. nothing to do with tex only has VO left to put on .. the title One Star problem..

Posted on November 21, 2005
- Buccura

Not unless my canidate kills them first! All alone! Left handed! With a gun that turns them into a can of beer!

Posted on November 21, 2005
- xAcEx

the ninja's suck , your film does not , nice!

Posted on November 21, 2005
- capemedia

Very well put together!

Posted on November 21, 2005
- Snickers76

Nice work! This obviously took a bit of time to develop.

Posted on November 21, 2005
- ATLAS_550

Can you say.. Frank just scored a PWNDIZZLED!

Posted on November 21, 2005
- mimic2954

yeah 5 star

Posted on November 21, 2005
- coldCok

Lol, way to hammer out the importaint issues Frank! HAHAHA, Social skills.. BAHAHAHAHA

Posted on November 21, 2005
- pwnt

Pwned! frank wins

Posted on November 21, 2005
- Galapas

Frank Gets tough! Soft on crime? Not with this ad!!!

Posted on November 21, 2005
- CaptJackMorgan

Capt Jack Morgan the Ninja Killing Pirate reporting for duty Sir!

Posted on November 21, 2005
- syntaxError

Lol, Joe Anderson in a towel... Dude he is one sick individual.

Posted on November 21, 2005
- MrCran

i throw 5 ninja throwing stars ( or rating stars.. or throwing rating stars... or whatever.. ) in your direction

Posted on November 21, 2005
- ELLERY

scandal scandal!!!! heres 5 stars..

Posted on November 21, 2005
- Snuggles21

So do I count as Five 1 star ninjas? 8p

Posted on November 21, 2005