Quick Nick
 
 
Studio: Tyking
 
Review Count: 133
Average Rating: 4.56 stars
Genre: Comedy
Length: 5 minutes 55 seconds
 
Posted on: November 13, 2005
 
 
Film Description
FULL VOICEOVER

This absurdist western tells the tale of Nick Van Buren's attempt to return from obscurity to the greatness he once knew in his frontier town.

***This movie was at #14 on the charts for a while on November 14, 2005. Then it fell to 82nd. Poo.***

***Then it fell to 193rd. Double poo.***

***Now it's steadily climbed thanks to you awesome people who have reviewed it! Please do review this film, not just for my chart-ego, but because I'd really like feedback for future movies. Thanks!***

***Now the one-star jerk-jerks are finding the movie. Oh boy.***
 
Featured Reviews
- RapidDry

Incredable drama. Tence moments abound. But I missed them all, laughing my ass off. Hit the play button...you want to see this one.

Posted on November 15, 2005
- Tseng10

HA HA HA! Damn funny! This should easily be top 10.

Posted on November 13, 2005
- Jeriko2k3

How could this masterpiece fall so far. OMG I was laughing so much I had tears in my eyes.

Posted on November 13, 2005
- Mental_Hippie

Wow...

This is bloody hilarious! Love your voice as blasé but funny narrator. More please.

Posted on November 13, 2005
- Jurgen_Cle

ROFL!!! Thats the funniest Movie i have seen so far :D People will think i'm crazy if they see me laughing behind my computer ;-)

Posted on November 13, 2005
 
Reviews
- homemadeeye

I watched this a long time ago, and this is the movie that made me want to get the game in the first place. Funny movie, great job!

Posted on October 5, 2006
- GoodFish

You know, this guy is genius, I can't say just how funny this movie is. I just wish mine could be as good as yours!! GOTT IM HIMMEL, MEINE TESTICLES!! I was rolling around on the floor at that point...

Posted on January 3, 2006
- LanaTay

Wow, that was probaly the best movie on this site yet! Very creative and good storyline. I think you really have skills for this kinda thing!

Posted on December 31, 2005
- JimmyMax

Great Voice Overs

Posted on December 11, 2005
- MatthewRudy

Given that I found this movie by searching the word "poo", I didn't expect to find something as good as this.

I was a little put off by the first few jokes (seemed they were all about transexuals..which normally I'd find funny, but I didn't today...perhaps they were a bit too gratuitous)

But then it fell into a really funny storyline.

Loved the whole mum thing, and the dying Opera singer was CLASS!!

great stuff....!!!!

Posted on December 6, 2005
- castlenaze

Hilarious, well made and fantastic VO

Posted on December 1, 2005
- farber

Holy crap that was hilarious! How could this movie have dropped to 193rd? Also,does Quick Nick's mom resemble Carrot Top or is it just me?

Posted on November 30, 2005
- C_D

Great story and got a genuine laugh from me, very nicely constructed although it missed the extra star because I felt it unnecessarily slipped out genre during the bar brawl.

Posted on November 30, 2005
- Bronsonmcsmash

I love this film, I've downloaded it and showed it to many friends. YOu have a similar sense of humour to me, and on that note, I would like your opinion on some films. But still, this film stands on its own, and I hope it makes it into the charts.

Posted on November 27, 2005
- bilzar

Man,that was hilarious!!Yeah....I got in a fight with a zombie once too......lawyers.....

Posted on November 25, 2005
- Redman

This is quite simply one of the funniest things I have ever watched. Ever. KUTGW!

Posted on November 23, 2005
- cikas47

Great stuff, Horrible Mother!

Posted on November 22, 2005
- jessmiller99

What a horrible mother! This is the best Western this side of the 'ole Mississippi! Great story and good editing. Very nice voice over.

Posted on November 22, 2005
- thesinner

Star 1 - for good voice acting
Star 2 - for very good cutting
Star 3 - for some better jokes
Star 4 - for the 2 unexpected twists
No Star 5 - because the wits could have been sharper and less superficial

Although i do not like this kind of humour in the end if I judge it in a neutral way it is quite a good movie.

Posted on November 22, 2005
- James_Thompson

Excellent comedy! Very reminiscent of "Blazing Saddles", as far as the implementation of the humor goes. Keep up the excellent work!

Posted on November 22, 2005
- vVcLuTcHVv

LOL this is hilarious

Posted on November 21, 2005
- Happy_Schman

I could have sworn I reviewed this? I remember watching...ah well here ya go, same rating.

Posted on November 21, 2005
- Bobchad94

By far one of the best movies on the site.

Posted on November 21, 2005
- TeeVeeDinner

Wahoo!

Posted on November 21, 2005
- rokketman

good job

Posted on November 21, 2005
- jordini99

No comment

Posted on November 21, 2005
- davexthamaster

That was BRILLIANT. 'Nuff said.
The "gott im himmel" part...made me laugh for ages for some reason...

Posted on November 21, 2005
- FoDooG

Lovely part, the barkepper made me smile wide! VO was well done. Go for the Hippo!

Posted on November 21, 2005
- woodytree

No comment

Posted on November 20, 2005
- Launa

Ahaha I like how he flund her across the bar ^-^

Posted on November 20, 2005
- Naracad

omg

Posted on November 19, 2005
- DisastarArea

The deaths bit made me laugh but the rest was only mildly amusing.I think you used the 'bizzare costume in the rong setting' joke far to mutch - this is only ever funny if used sparingly.

Posted on November 19, 2005
- BigDaz

No comment

Posted on November 19, 2005
- IZYDAGRT

Great job!

Posted on November 19, 2005
- Stenchofsociety

I loved it! Funniest movie I've seen on the site! Here mine if you want to see it! It's #26 on the charts!

Posted on November 19, 2005
- EdWoodJr

I watched most of the top comedies on this site. This one made me laugh more than all of them combined. Frigging fantastic!

Posted on November 18, 2005
- Gunsnjovis

Definately the funniest movie I have saw thus far, the ideas are just hilarious. I was laughing my ass off throughout this superb piece of movie making. A superb, funny, well told movie with an excellent voiceover, great job dude.

Posted on November 18, 2005
- Honcho

Good to see some black humour done well

Posted on November 18, 2005
- kwiswiz

Great flick man

Posted on November 18, 2005
- Glimmbrand

No comment

Posted on November 18, 2005
- ellamonster

Pretty funny.

Posted on November 18, 2005
- Wschmitt

Several laugh out loud moments. Overall excellent quality. Well done!

Posted on November 18, 2005
- jishin75

I couldn't stop laughing at the fight in the saloon! Really, I couldn't!
Thank you!

Posted on November 18, 2005
- BritishB1990

hehem that was very funny, well done

Posted on November 18, 2005
- TheTorch

Michael Zinke displays a keen grasp of screwball comedy in "Quick Nick". In a surreal West populated by transsexuals, opera singers and zombies, the hero must redeem himself by taking on his terrible mother. A comedy classic.

Posted on November 18, 2005
- IMTHEMNKY

There isn't a funnier movie out there

Posted on November 18, 2005
- nhloilers2k

Easily the funniest movie released yet, I love the intro "Does the desert ever end?" lol! Just when I started laughing my ass off and trying to catch my breath I exploded with even more laughter when Nick's mother shoots him from behind. Awesome voice-acting! Cant wait to see more of your work.

Posted on November 18, 2005
- D_Malone

What a horribly (funny) moment in the jail.

Loved the movie and the background movement on the street scenes.

Posted on November 17, 2005
- eschiff

Nice use of the Blazing Saddles references

Posted on November 17, 2005
- Mezungo

My kind of humour! If it doesn't make sense for it to be there, it's perfect!!

Posted on November 17, 2005
- Tomoro

That was awesome. Nice job.

Posted on November 17, 2005
- ProdigyStudios

good job man i laughed the whole time bravo

Posted on November 17, 2005
- Dr_Guerra

That was pretty damn good, especially the chicken watching him leave. Creepy. Might want to work on the music and voice over though. Also, it smelled a bit of "Blazing Saddles" but good none the less, cheers!

Posted on November 17, 2005
- XOMG

Plenty of LOL moments. And that's what I live for. Lifes LOL moments. Thankyou for making my life a better place to be.

Posted on November 17, 2005
- 8th_Pacifist

The first movie on this site I have seen that I can call "laugh-out-loud funny"

Posted on November 17, 2005
- Scorberg

Very good.

Posted on November 17, 2005
- Regina_88

The funniest thing I've seen in here yet. Your voice acting is definetly in the better end, and I only wish I could get the sound that clear in my own movies. Favorite part of the movie was Nicky bragging about all the people he shot. Very genuine, keep it coming. ;)

Posted on November 17, 2005
- Joyis

Good effort, keep it up!

Posted on November 17, 2005
- UsRG-

No comment

Posted on November 17, 2005
- BigDaddyBo

They gotta do something about those charts - only 25 EASILY available of 4000+? Come on we all want some recognition, how about an EASILY findable top 100?

Posted on November 17, 2005
- MRasker

defenitly one of the best comedies i have seen so far. at first i dint think to well of the las fighting scene with the mother but after it was over i did liked it. i hope to see more comedies like this. heck ill bookmark your studio

Posted on November 17, 2005
- Aashh

No comment

Posted on November 17, 2005
- tripmills

No comment

Posted on November 16, 2005
- ElGuapo10996

lol wow

Posted on November 16, 2005
- Saskro

Very funny! This one has some nice absurd humor. I loved the zombie fighting scene and the opera singer! Also great voiceover.
Figaro!

Posted on November 16, 2005
- ZombieChuck

No comment

Posted on November 16, 2005
- dangerous2know5

I'm glad to see it back in the top 10. Awesome!

Posted on November 16, 2005
- syntaxError

No comment

Posted on November 16, 2005
- JoshThink

Awsome. 2 thumbs!!

Posted on November 16, 2005
- Katikal

I was thinking about this all day at school, so I skipped math class and came home to watch it. But having watched your excellent movie totally makes up for my F. Cheers!

Posted on November 16, 2005
- ManiacCorey

Hahaha, very well done.

Posted on November 16, 2005
- RIPBUD

I thought it was silly. I just don't think it was tight enough. It did have some nice dialog and scenes to match - but didn't flow as smooth as I think it could.

Posted on November 16, 2005
- RestlessPen

Funny!

Posted on November 16, 2005
- Slyser

This is just a super movie, i dont thing that any westen will match this one!

Posted on November 16, 2005
- ColourSergeant123

excellent, real funny.

Posted on November 16, 2005
- TheGraz

Excellent film! Very funny! Push this one up people!

Posted on November 16, 2005
- Goopynose

very good! There was a lack of narration in some parts though and the mother looked a little too young.

Posted on November 16, 2005
- Jake272

Excellent! This movie kicks #$$. Keep up the good work.

Posted on November 16, 2005
- Lizzie88

great film !!!!!! loved it

Posted on November 16, 2005
- SlackerChris

ROFL! Totally awesome. Great work man!

Posted on November 16, 2005
- Yoda_odour

Great film loved every moment. nice voiceovers.

Posted on November 16, 2005
- iDoubLe001

Hilarious! Slowed down at some points, but quickly picked itself back up again.

Check out "The Retarded Cop" under my movies.

Posted on November 16, 2005
- TheBeowulf

Hilarious (great ending!) but -1 star because sometimes the humor got a little too absurd (even for me, and I liked Hot Shots!)

Posted on November 16, 2005
- jay_Z_100

That is some funny stuff and I hope that wasn't modeled after your own mother.

Posted on November 16, 2005
- wildcard01

Some very funny moments, just at the end the out-of-place characters did seem a little over done. IMHO it would have been more effective to have a regular cowboy drinking as Nick left the bar and then pan to the chicken watching him through the window. The only other criticism is the desert part at the very beginning really didn't seem to work. Otherwise, loved it. 5 stars and good luck in your future movies.

Posted on November 16, 2005
- ZeroStone

That was great LOL! Awesome!

Posted on November 15, 2005
- richy175

LMFAO!!!! that movie was easily my 3rd favorite movie on this site!!! well done and please make another one soon, keep up the good work

Posted on November 15, 2005
- JERICHOHOLIC_UK

Absoloutly brillant, best movie i have watched so far, I have yet to get this wonderful game but after watching this I want it even more, well done KUTGW

Posted on November 15, 2005
- Samson44

No comment

Posted on November 15, 2005
- jhurst

Woot! Loved it!

Posted on November 15, 2005
- markrichardbehenna

A complete disaster movie, its the worst thing ive ever seen....thats what id be saying if it was bad haha had ya goin ^^ great job 4 stars

Posted on November 15, 2005
- DrVanNostrand

Hilarious stuff.

Posted on November 15, 2005
- keppup

quite funny, very good, how long did it take you to make?

Posted on November 15, 2005
- manormonster

I think this movie is in my top 3 favorites so far. Damn funny.

Posted on November 15, 2005
- Neural_Zone

Pretty funny :)

Posted on November 15, 2005
- Bob_Ironlove

Great film... the best comedy I've seen here this far. Congratulations!

By the way... you might want to make a sequel (or prequel) with the mother, hehehehe. :-)

Posted on November 15, 2005
- modrid

All I could think about while watching this in between laughing was that you captured Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas to a tee. GREAT JOB!!!!!!!!!1

Posted on November 15, 2005
- YerMom

Excellent. Speaking as an opera singer, though, I have to say no opera singer would die so quickly without a grand death scene.
"Gott in Himmel! Meinen Testicles!" Genius.

Posted on November 15, 2005
- RapidDry

Incredable drama. Tence moments abound. But I missed them all, laughing my ass off. Hit the play button...you want to see this one.

Posted on November 15, 2005
- eddyryan

you will be getting me first 5 star review.brilliant keep it up mate!

Posted on November 15, 2005
- TOPDECK1

I didn't watch this movie but I am finding all the movies hadini7 gave one star to and giving it 5 to help out. That guy is a jerk.

Posted on November 15, 2005
- UNDRHIL

Brilliant! I hope to be making movies like this one soon! Well, not *literally* like this one. I'll leave in the part about the sister though! LoL!

Undrhil

Posted on November 15, 2005
- hadini7

No comment

Posted on November 15, 2005
- girl920

Wow, this is very funny!! Five stars for you, buddy! May your movie climb back up.

Posted on November 15, 2005
- Nibitz

I would have figured out a way to give it 6 stars if it hadn't been so over the top in the humor later on, but it was still damn funny!

Posted on November 14, 2005
- Thanatos180

Freakin awsome. An aspect that people can relate too, a running joke that wasn't over or under used, good connectivity between scenes (although the bar fight was a little strange). For improvment though, think about different and more extreme voices for the characters, make sure that all random crap CAN make sense for the overly analitical people, and have more of an attention grabber at the start of the movie. BTW, come check out my "War of the Warriors" (title pending) in about a week, it should be done round then.

Posted on November 14, 2005
- BillyBones116

Your sister is ONE FAT [bad-word!]!!! Best line ever. Funny movie. 5

Posted on November 14, 2005
- Con_the_Dead

Very funny, and very well made.

Didn't like the ending too well, but that's just me.

Posted on November 14, 2005
- Wolfgang76

A great comedy!!

Posted on November 14, 2005
- Governator

This is like a comedic orgasm. It's just so absurd. WTF is with those two guys talking about the Word document? Hilarious. Keep up the good work.

Posted on November 14, 2005
- Clem86

Loved it. One of the best movies ever. I like the scene in the bar when all kinod of weird people beat the [be polite!] out of each other.

Posted on November 14, 2005
- Chimpe21

WOW Greatest movie I've seen yet, and VERY original.

Posted on November 14, 2005
- paperninja

OMG, lol best movie YET!! lol "no one knows me anymore except that chick.. But she used to be a guy" LOL!

Posted on November 14, 2005
- Hinkel

Wow, great movie! Keep up the good work :)

Posted on November 14, 2005
- PIP

Hilarious and original fantastic

Posted on November 14, 2005
- Johnny__Jones

That was downright hilarious. I loved it. Everything was perfect, down to the non-sequitur bar brawl and the guy in the chicken suit that was looking at the progatonist go. Immensely awesome. Make more!

Posted on November 14, 2005
- Monty717

Hehe great stuff : ) ... easily the funniest, maybe even best movie i've seen on here....Oh yeah maybe a sequel would be nice...hint hint

Posted on November 14, 2005
- Majicman182

Good voice overs, but I didn't much care for the "plot" :-P or lack off

Posted on November 14, 2005
- S1m0nD3lux3

Very funny. I like it.

Posted on November 14, 2005
- TheKnife

That's just awesome.
AWESOME!

Posted on November 14, 2005
- Sharlow

LOL XD

This is really good. Very funny, I love his comments about his mother, and the bartender comment. ^.^ 5 stars! Bravo!

If you have time, try reviewing this one:http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/4098 It's an action/comedy shot in 2010, and has voice actors

Posted on November 14, 2005
- AusfroT

Melikes it, mewants it to continue.

Posted on November 13, 2005
- Shank052

very funny

Posted on November 13, 2005
- Tseng10

HA HA HA! Damn funny! This should easily be top 10.

Posted on November 13, 2005
- Jeriko2k3

How could this masterpiece fall so far. OMG I was laughing so much I had tears in my eyes.

Posted on November 13, 2005
- Mental_Hippie

Wow...

This is bloody hilarious! Love your voice as blasé but funny narrator. More please.

Posted on November 13, 2005
- Josh73186

Another!!!!!!! Encore!!!!!

Posted on November 13, 2005
- ITANI

Funny movie. Excellent voice acting.

Posted on November 13, 2005
- GoldenRose

Funny. Glad I don't have a mother who would inspire it!

Posted on November 13, 2005
- Bryy_Miller

Funny stuff. A lot of WTF moments. Coolio!

Posted on November 13, 2005
- Parli

laugh outloud funny!

Posted on November 13, 2005
- DEZZERX

Very amusing!

Posted on November 13, 2005
- Jurgen_Cle

ROFL!!! Thats the funniest Movie i have seen so far :D People will think i'm crazy if they see me laughing behind my computer ;-)

Posted on November 13, 2005
- X_Dreamer_X

Haha pretty funny man, good choice for the western theme felt like Weird Al meets the Wild West. Thanks.

Posted on November 13, 2005
- Silence42

Chuckle that was awesome

Posted on November 13, 2005
- AlexStar6

Love the [censored!]tail scene with the bartender... hahahaha

Posted on November 13, 2005
- InvaderBlack

HILARIOUS! and 2 shots from mommy!

Posted on November 13, 2005
- Gulok_31

Awesome ! Very funny movie :)

Posted on November 13, 2005