Noob Wars
 
 
 
Review Count: 113
Average Rating: 3.96 stars
Genre: Comedy
Length: 3 minutes 53 seconds
 
Posted on: November 13, 2005
 
 
Film Description
Comedy, if you play any shooter games online such as halo, call of duty and so forth this should be one to watch, hope you all enjoy it.

(If you do not play online shooters please dont watch or rate this, you will not understand and its unfair to rate people down for that.)
 
Featured Reviews
- brandonmccool

MG NOOB!! MG NOOB!!

Love it!!

Posted on November 17, 2005
- Jeriko2k3

OMG totally rocked A+++++ super star material.

Posted on November 14, 2005
- Yorin89

Great movie! Very funny and original!

Posted on November 14, 2005
- MausStudio

great idea

Posted on November 14, 2005
- mvdw77

a great funny movie !!

Posted on November 14, 2005
- Lugar

lol... It's funny because IT'S SO TRUE!!! Excellent concept and great job getting it into a movie!!! Loved it! :) Gonna have to watch Noob Wars II when I get back.

Posted on November 14, 2005
- JohnSpire

LMAO!!! Superb stuff, im in a CS:S clan and its so true it hurts. I had a similar sorta idea, wit my Nerd Wars series im making- tho its more nerdy sorta stuff http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/4971 episode 1!

Posted on November 14, 2005
- Annara

Suprisingly funny, great job

Posted on November 13, 2005
- Kokayn8854

LOL!!!they're using a invis cheat..MY FAVORITE PART

Posted on November 13, 2005
 
Reviews
- PLTucker

hahaha very, very funny. I've not really played many online shooters, but enough to 'get' it. In particular loved the 'invis cheat' bit. Absolute classic! The editing was a little 'rough' though,But that is to be expected from a first movie. We all live and learn! To be fair, it's not too original, though it's a p*** take so originality isn't really an issue. Going to watch Noob Wars 2 now.

Posted on November 21, 2005
- Eakster

It was ok. Liked the theme of it, and the invisi-cheat bit was pretty funny.

Posted on November 20, 2005
- DaN0412

Great idea - bad conversion

Posted on November 20, 2005
- RaginAsian

Looking away from the fact that you're unable to accept criticism for your film and be civil about it, the film wasn't bad. But it wasn't good either. Between reading misspelled subtitles, jumpy editing that didn't make sense half of the time, and jokes that weren't even worth a chuckle, this movie was, to be blunt, boring. Do whatever you deem necessary to fix it.

Posted on November 20, 2005
- Tykell

Very sub-par, which I would normally give three stars to encourage improvement, but it turns out you're a huge jerk who can't accept that a part of your movie is flawed. Instead of actually taking criticism, you just constantly curse and call us noobs.

Quotes from the author "Defending" his work at http://www.roosterteeth.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2180621&page=1 :

"simmons **** u noob, for starters the spelling and gramma was done on purpose and adds to the humour, secondly hundreds of other people like it. and no i was not making fun of female gamers, i was making fun of men that play as women, GOD YOU ARE AN IDIOT."

"'Your comment was "I got bored. The first one isn't funny.' You said nothing to help. People like u bring a new definition to the word noob. "

"300+ Over the entire series U STUPID PRICK, ive only posted noob wars 1 and 2, You want a screenshot sent to your email just to prove what a stupid twat u are or will u take my word for it."

"Worst of all you dare compare me to RT? Yes i suck compared to them, eveyone does, but mabey just mabey if i had my own ****ing studio, my own servers, my own group of voicecasts and scriptwriters, mabey they i would be better. Don't compare one person to all that, now your just getting beyond stupid."

"Oh and an extra **** you because my series has been out for 5 days, that information is also displayed but i already know you always come here without all the facts."

You really should calm down. Everyone here is giving you VERY lenient reviews because of the fact that most people expect a review of their movies in return. And with you, I'm sure a bad review will set you off one-starring everything they've done.

Posted on November 20, 2005
- Fedaredan

My mom's calling me.... LOL

Should have used "brb"

nice job

Posted on November 20, 2005
- Hollywood_1977

Sadly, I suppose this is the norm in games. Not just FPS. Good job. It would have been a higher rating, but the pacing was a bit slow, it dragged on a little towards the end.

Posted on November 20, 2005
- Keithcrash

The funniest part was when you called them press-up insted of push ups! :p

Posted on November 19, 2005
- Slicksword45

that was the best movie ever!!

Posted on November 19, 2005
- pcpanik

I´ve laughed here and there! Good idea, nice work.

Posted on November 19, 2005
- Oneplusoneisfive

God,I hate nade noobs! Awsome!

Posted on November 19, 2005
- Druidblue

Funny! While I far from support the use or spread of the non-words of "elite" speak such as "pwn" and "noob", anyone who's played online FPS's will laugh out loud at some points here. Trim up the pacing and watch the subtitle grammar and you'd have a tight laugher here!

Posted on November 19, 2005
- painntheglavin

Not bad. Pretty funny, and oh sooooo true

Posted on November 19, 2005
- DanielMoe

No comment

Posted on November 19, 2005
- BigDaz

Well observed sir :)

Posted on November 19, 2005
- DavidRK803

This movie is 1337

Posted on November 19, 2005
- Stenchofsociety

OMG noobs! He, funny! I like it when there getting owned badly.

Posted on November 19, 2005
- tomv3636

Very funny movie! Too bad a lot of people won't understand it! Only thing is that it could've used voice overs.

Posted on November 19, 2005
- Vabre221

That is so dead on. Perfect flick for the point you were trying to get across.

Posted on November 18, 2005
- ActionRocks

Awesome
i like halo2 and this is like alout of noobs

Posted on November 18, 2005
- capemedia

Didn't get it????

Posted on November 18, 2005
- Drexx

Funny little movie! I could totally relate since i play COD and RO online from time to time. Good job.

Posted on November 18, 2005
- LeedsMaverick1959

didn't really connect with it as I'm not an online games player and definatley wasn't keen on text speak subtitles

Posted on November 18, 2005
- Larrel

Funny, but nothing special. Some nice subtitles, and fight recreation.

Posted on November 18, 2005
- Pengy

Quite funny, but never havin played shooter games, i have no idea what you were goin on about! :-D

Posted on November 18, 2005
- Rhaeman

Nicely put together, certainly gave me a few laughs, good job!

Posted on November 18, 2005
- daknit

funny and imaginative.

Posted on November 18, 2005
- NicotineHell

lol.

Posted on November 17, 2005
- brandonmccool

MG NOOB!! MG NOOB!!

Love it!!

Posted on November 17, 2005
- Bmasters87

That was very very funny and very very true! 5 stars all the way!

Posted on November 17, 2005
- Buccura

XD I cant, stop, laughing!!! I especially love the "Their using the Invis cheat" part, pure brilliance. The end is also really funny. Great job.

Posted on November 17, 2005
- CaptSniper

WOW its so close to the real thing

Posted on November 17, 2005
- castlenaze

Very funny, well thought out and edited. Made me laugh. I will get around to your other films. Good stuff. Keep it up.

Posted on November 17, 2005
- LBPoggi

Sweet!

Posted on November 17, 2005
- ShauniMan

hahaha its all so true! love it!

Posted on November 17, 2005
- Jiyuujin

Noobs... *rolleyes*

Posted on November 17, 2005
- supasimmo

good idea and good movie

Posted on November 17, 2005
- joerg82

A true story about true n00bs :)) Only too short in my opinion

Posted on November 17, 2005
- SupersizedPictures

Very original. I can relate to a lot of this. Sad but true.

Posted on November 17, 2005
- Flashman1972

Nice one man - like the whole Idea of this movie and pleanty of people on here can releate to it. Good Soundtrack aswell 5 stars

Posted on November 17, 2005
- BasementProductions

I laughed my ass off at this. It was great from start to finish.

Posted on November 16, 2005
- Keoma

That one was very funny

Posted on November 16, 2005
- maxzilla2005

Practically a documentary that perfectly points out the idiots we hate in Online gaming. Its almost if one of Jerry Seinfeld's jokes were made into a movie. For those of you who don't know, his jokes are "do you ever notice" type jokes. Very well done.

Posted on November 16, 2005
- tiberuis

so true......loved the music...

Posted on November 16, 2005
- kifil

Really funny stuff

Posted on November 16, 2005
- Jazzdog

Nice idea. Noobs suck

Posted on November 16, 2005
- Philnate

Just Great. But why are they Noobs they did pwn the other team...

Posted on November 16, 2005
- adam262

OMG Great movie!!! I can totally relate to the way they are talking. Calling everyone noobs because they use a certain weapon. That was great man. Nice work!

Posted on November 16, 2005
- Dreamboat

now if the clock was 02:00 and i had been playing some sort of first person shooter this would have been funny. But the fun part of people screaming "MG Noob" is that they are real people. that you can see the german franck boy in dusseldorf Screaming out as he gets 20 bullits in his chest. now when attempting to do it this way it wont be as funny, well could have gotten better with some Teamspeak voice action. i say 2 stars for a movie that wil please the people that actually plays FPS (first person shooters). i myself play Call of Duty and can recogniz some of it but a nade noob what is that?

Posted on November 16, 2005
- RINGSTORM2K2

Quite funny.

Posted on November 16, 2005
- adders666

rofl nade n00b pistol n00b great stuff and guy pretending to be woman stop it now lol 5* if you do a VO version :D great though

Posted on November 16, 2005
- randolf00123

funny enough, definatley portrays the FPS gaming world true to form just not really my cup of tea.

Posted on November 16, 2005
- Pauks

funny but will always be too silly for anything more then 3 stars i recon you needed at least one guy that characters bounce of in his replies (wit from comment basicly) 3 stars humour was there but not overall quality

Posted on November 16, 2005
- rantzid2317

Pretty good. Pay attention to the little details and don't be afraid to trim some fat.

Posted on November 16, 2005
- chaotix66

Reminds me of the good days, playing Battlefield 2

Posted on November 16, 2005
- MrYac

very enoyable, but you totally forgot to use the terms "r00xx0r" and "sux00r";-)

Posted on November 16, 2005
- TheBeowulf

4 stars because of lack of voicework and the machine-gun german looked like my grandma
Otherwise friggin hilarious, I've played enough (perhaps too much) CS in my day to despise kids like that...

Posted on November 16, 2005
- Dante1126

Funny!

Posted on November 15, 2005
- Awakened_Yeti

hehe - funny little film - i can relate

Posted on November 15, 2005
- SKELCH

Pretty funny stuff!

Posted on November 15, 2005
- VARDER_KIFTEN

Pretty good.

Posted on November 15, 2005
- Super_soulb

I love noobs !

Posted on November 15, 2005
- splatty101

great movie! sooo true! dunno how many noobs i've owned on halo (or how many other guys i owned as a noob, it works both ways!)
by the way, are the guns already included in 'the movies'? i don't know, because i can't get it until christmas.

Posted on November 15, 2005
- Pulp Celluloid

I was going to give this three stars until the very end. That last line me double over laughing.

Posted on November 15, 2005
- Rennstar

nice parody take on multiplayer deathmatch online

Posted on November 15, 2005
- Ariev

Lol lots of fun! Really show what noobs do.

Posted on November 15, 2005
- Dubbya

Funny movie.....and original idea to make fun of noobs....i'll watch the rest later so the jokes dont get old.

Posted on November 15, 2005
- AmishAl

haha so true so true, would have been even better with voice acting but still well worth it.

Posted on November 15, 2005
- AlbinoBob

It's a good sketch, very original!

Posted on November 14, 2005
- afireinside2

good idea that was well implemented. funny stuff!

Posted on November 14, 2005
- Varmaduchi

A for being orginal. 2 stars for VA.
This film was pretty funny and so true. Needs corrected spelling and VA.

Posted on November 14, 2005
- Hobe_OJoos

excellent, the invis cheat was great

Posted on November 14, 2005
- Katikal

XD that was awesome! now for noob wars 2...

Posted on November 14, 2005
- Flakkster

A very good film.

Posted on November 14, 2005
- Chrisyb1984

YES! Very funny indeed.

Posted on November 14, 2005
- Jeriko2k3

OMG totally rocked A+++++ super star material.

Posted on November 14, 2005
- KaeptnWiglo

but were is Rambo?????

Posted on November 14, 2005
- Robin8585

Its funny because its true :)

Posted on November 14, 2005
- stumpythefrog

very funny

Posted on November 14, 2005
- MagnumOpus

Nicely done. I stopped playing those games for the reasons listed.

Posted on November 14, 2005
- SlickRick1982

That was funny, good job!

Posted on November 14, 2005
- ParkCarsHere

Good movie... because it's so true. Good job fitting in most of the annoyances of FPS online gaming in one movie. Keep it up.

Posted on November 14, 2005
- Yorin89

Great movie! Very funny and original!

Posted on November 14, 2005
- MausStudio

great idea

Posted on November 14, 2005
- RSJ62483

haha, the part with "13", now thats what got me. Always a complaint in FPS games. Some are rated Mature for a reason >:-( , and not because of violence.

Posted on November 14, 2005
- Tman

Didn't make me laugh at all.

Posted on November 14, 2005
- LordBeow

Funny. Nice idea.

Posted on November 14, 2005
- mvdw77

a great funny movie !!

Posted on November 14, 2005
- Lugar

lol... It's funny because IT'S SO TRUE!!! Excellent concept and great job getting it into a movie!!! Loved it! :) Gonna have to watch Noob Wars II when I get back.

Posted on November 14, 2005
- singleshot

very funny...

Posted on November 14, 2005
- Hero164

Very good... top comedy..

Its spelt 'Fourth' Try

Posted on November 14, 2005
- JohnSpire

LMAO!!! Superb stuff, im in a CS:S clan and its so true it hurts. I had a similar sorta idea, wit my Nerd Wars series im making- tho its more nerdy sorta stuff http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/4971 episode 1!

Posted on November 14, 2005
- 1024

Interesting. I play CS:Source online, but I haven't run into that sort of thing. Are you going for a sequel? If not, then the end seemed abrupt. Story was coherent.

Posted on November 13, 2005
- Tseng10

Ha Ha, very entertaining.

Posted on November 13, 2005
- Patriot84

A nice skewering of online shooters. Good job.

Posted on November 13, 2005
- Alan_Behenna

5 stars. And im not being bias since hes my brother. I love the ending 'Oh my moms callin be right back' haha!

Posted on November 13, 2005
- blade85

funny idea and a good movie. go on like this!

Posted on November 13, 2005
- ecobot3001

*turns on invis cheat* pretty funny stuff could have had a little better dialogue and plot but not bad at all

Posted on November 13, 2005
- Annara

Suprisingly funny, great job

Posted on November 13, 2005
- Kokayn8854

LOL!!!they're using a invis cheat..MY FAVORITE PART

Posted on November 13, 2005
- Gutts

Great job mate. Any hot blooded FPS player has to give it at least four stars :)

Posted on November 13, 2005
- yazza83

hehe, i recognidse some of it, good job

Posted on November 13, 2005
- Ace_24

Really unique and funny, TMO needs more unique stuff like this!

Posted on November 13, 2005
- baba2

good film

Posted on November 13, 2005
- Cymon

haha the comedy is right on in this one! :D

Posted on November 13, 2005
- CALGORE14

Very funny, bravo.
http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/3728

Posted on November 13, 2005
- hag1TSOTSO

I found it interesting. I liked the music.

Posted on November 13, 2005
- ITANI

Pretty funny. Unique idea.

Posted on November 13, 2005
- BILBOBAGINS

ok now thats what I call funny (almost wet myself) unlike mine (which you kindly reviewed)which I admit isnt funny really :( (the damn film bankrupted my studio almost and the stars turned to drink and booze!)

Posted on November 13, 2005
- clownman

lol good film thats shoqing those noobs!

Posted on November 13, 2005
- ztream

Hi, ah ich schmei�? mich weg, TEAMKILLER..hehe - great idea - 4 stars for this.

Posted on November 13, 2005
- awag1

Very funny, for it speaks true of life against Noobies. A well done short flick, combining action and comedy!

Posted on November 13, 2005
- MikeoPsycho

LMFAO that was realy funny!

Posted on November 13, 2005