Saddle Up Sally
 
 
Studio: taswell
 
Review Count: 383
Average Rating: 1.54 stars
Genre: Action
Length: 0 minutes 59 seconds
 
Posted on: November 8, 2005
 
 
Reviews
- RavensFan_09

THIS is the 'piece of TMO history' everyone's been yapping about? I'll tell you what this is a piece of...

Posted on September 18, 2007
- derbyrams

Ok. For me that did not make any sense what-so-ever. Is the title supposed to mean something with what's going on in this short, silly movie? I don't know, either way I still don't get it. Terrible. Boring, silly and a waste of time. Even though it's 59 secs long only, i'll still give you 2 stars for the effort. That's the only positive i can say. Apart from that, very very bad movie.

Posted on June 1, 2007
- Ralfduran

WOW Incredible movie

Posted on May 11, 2007
- MBStudios

Best. Movie. Ever. No doubt about it.

Posted on April 19, 2007
- Towelie

masterpiece

Posted on January 15, 2007
- goldencolumn

i didn't really get it much
no offense, i would of gave you a 5 if i knew what it actually ment

Posted on November 10, 2006
- colingaiser

Saddle Up Sally saddles me up with excitement!

Posted on November 10, 2006
- JazzX

A true masterpiece - the original TMO movie and still the best!

It's no wonder this film maker never made another film, how can you top this?

Posted on November 9, 2006
- Yodabob

I would love to know the history behind this.
The story of Sally, if you will, or maybe Behind the saddle.

Posted on November 8, 2006
- rjb2112

A piece of TMO History.

Posted on November 6, 2006
- princeinexile

wow did'nt that suck...thats right up there with the baggage boy but with less action..Please take this offline and never show it again..lol

Posted on June 7, 2006
- AxeCinema

the greatest movie ever.

Posted on June 7, 2006
- God_Of_Plague

That was crap but a much sought after and historical piece of crap, giving it a sort of Citizen kane stature in the community.

Posted on June 5, 2006
- Betral

lol that was like the funnniest mvoei iv ever seen (that ddint have any jokes and was intendted to be a serois movie, that is)

good job taswell i look forward to more of your work!

Posted on June 5, 2006
- benstudios1991

This just....didn't make the slightest bit of sense...whatsoever...just random scenes....
You get some credit for making history though

Posted on June 5, 2006
- Fire_Works

This wasn't a very good movie... but you must have done it very fast because it is TMO's first movie!

Posted on June 5, 2006
- KeViNp

TMO's most histrical movie is this?

Posted on June 5, 2006
- Lolleywood

That was actually so bad it was funny. that synthesizer music went terrible with those drunken idiots dancing by the piano.

-what would be cool is a worst movie competition where people make their movies as pointless and stupid as possible.

Posted on April 16, 2006
- kevinduh

Well, if its the first movie on TMO, you can really notice how much TMO has evolved since that day.

Posted on April 12, 2006
- MAGIC_SCHOOL_BUS

Mystic_SleeT - - Mmm Sally can sadle up on me.
Posted Tuesday 21. Feb 2006

lol, I like what mystic_sleek said...

RoHa - - hmm.... And you call yourself a Director???? This is just a bunch of S***!
Posted Tuesday 21. Feb 2006

I like this review also, I like it how people make fun of movies...

Posted on March 13, 2006
- 44simon44

WTFWT? i'm speechless *laughs quitely to himself in his mind*

Posted on February 21, 2006
- jawaking1138

Hmmmm....this movie makes me feel one thing. The future of hummanity looks very bright!

Posted on February 21, 2006
- smokeycat

Huh? I smell VC grab!

Posted on February 21, 2006
- RoHa

hmm.... And you call yourself a Director???? This is just a bunch of S***!

Posted on February 21, 2006
- Mystic_SleeT

Mmm Sally can sadle up on me.

Posted on February 21, 2006
- chocolatemouse

I will be humble.
I now know how to do movies.
I wasted so much time to try to share emotions in my movies.
My god why didnt i seen it before.
All is here, emotions, thrill, chill.
It is an human lesson.
Amen

Posted on February 21, 2006
- Tarison

Truly ahead of its time.

Posted on January 22, 2006
- worldwriter

Ok, here's the basic story behind Saddle Up Sally...

Posted on December 31, 2005
- Maniaxe

I have to be honest with you, but unfortunately, the movie was not as good as I hoped. The movie had absolutely no plot. There was no conflict, no dialogue, nothing. You could have done a much better job in this movie by adding a conflict or a situation, adding a dialogue, and making it a little longer. Better luck on your next movie, though.

Posted on December 27, 2005
- simcityaustin1

The highs, the lows, I laughed, I cried, It was an emotional rollercoaster.

Posted on December 14, 2005
- zeeto

I laughed at how much the movie sucked xD

Posted on December 9, 2005
- LuciusVorenus

That was just painful.

Posted on December 8, 2005
- Angelo_Santino

I was going to write a review, but really I don't know how to respond to that.

Posted on December 7, 2005
- laguna343

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
I'm feeling crazy today.

Posted on December 6, 2005
- RolandHulme

That is just awful. No plot, no action, no nothing.

Posted on December 4, 2005
- Ferret

Quite passibly the best thing I have ever seen.
Bravo!

Posted on November 20, 2005
- AKComic

White Wolf Studios, that is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. At no point in your rambling, incoherent film were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this website is now dumber for having seen this. I award you no stars (or would, if I could), and may God have mercy on your soul.

Posted on November 16, 2005
- Paul_Lenkic

I love it! What a great pice of experimental, existentialist cinema. The juxtaposition of the modern "jive" dancing with the Old West setting highlights the truth of the relativism of human existence.

Then to top it off, when the film abruptly ends when Sally rides into town, reflects the futility of resistance.

Pure genius.

;)

Posted on November 14, 2005
- AlbinoBob

I gave a star for this because at least, that film was funnier with all the reviews, I LMAO by reading the reviews!!!

Posted on November 14, 2005
- pezza3434

I dont see what the point of this movie is. It has no story line and needs work.

Posted on November 14, 2005
- Hemingway

FUNNY!!!

Posted on November 14, 2005
- vzmoore

It�??s not as bad as everyone made it out to be.
But it looks like the type of scenes that someone would CUT OUT of their movie.

Posted on November 13, 2005
- soupmonster

Oh God, oh God, that is truely awful.

Posted on November 13, 2005
- Chris_Nel11

Its the only video I actually laughed at. Its so bad its FUNNY!

Posted on November 13, 2005
- OEJackAIF

It's so bad that I can't help but like it.

Posted on November 12, 2005
- OrdigTroll

Plot?! We no need no stinking plots!

Posted on November 12, 2005
- phildesign

Erm... what's all the fuss about? It's TERRIBLE! I think my first 1920s movie was funnier and better made!

Posted on November 12, 2005
- jeremymason

What a piece of SUS, but i love it. I would suggest changing sally to a midly overwieght guy in a red swimsuit and change the name to DersertWatch.

Posted on November 12, 2005
- Sersant

Worst I have ever seen but next time make a story out of it

Posted on November 11, 2005
- Gunch

Bah you people are uptight. I was amused.

Posted on November 11, 2005
- MrHonest

Yeah...let's not do that again...cause it was horrible.

Posted on November 11, 2005
- youngsteve

At least it's short. Titles are okay.

Posted on November 11, 2005
- FreeloaderZ

if i could give this a 0 i would

Posted on November 10, 2005
- Rainbow_6

just about the worst movie i've seen so far. that girl played the piano TERRIBLY teach her some lessons. DANG! those people danced bad too. where was the action anyway?

Posted on November 10, 2005
- mikepoop

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU SUCK

Posted on November 10, 2005
- Biddleproductions

No comment

Posted on November 10, 2005
- danthemuffinman

just for the future, techno and crappy piano playing don't mix, at all. take the actress, teach her to act, or play the piano, or replace the director, you. Because obviously there is a better contribution you can make to the movie buisness, like, mabey, hammering a thumb instead of a nail instead of making a set!

Posted on November 10, 2005
- BENSON1981

Well. I guess he got farther than some people.

Posted on November 10, 2005
- dumbfilms

omg what was that

Posted on November 10, 2005
- ChampDude

a prime example why some people shouldnt be allowed to make movies

Posted on November 10, 2005
- Werebore

First, shoot your sound crew for the music track. Second beat your actress with the piano until she learns to play it. However the shots were quite good. Some story would be nice to see in the future.

Posted on November 10, 2005
- danieldude100

What the **** is this?

Posted on November 10, 2005
- USMarine

Viewing this movie was definitely an experience to make. Very funny, indeed :-)

Posted on November 10, 2005
- Jeyk

No comment

Posted on November 10, 2005
- Deathstar4200

Shoot me if this is the kind of stuff that's going to be made with The Movies.

Posted on November 10, 2005
- KingDavid73

what? how is this in the top anything? This was not any good at all.

Posted on November 10, 2005
- Teddyboxx

A very brave movie. The angst of living cuts through the picture and nails
me with a pole of raw intangible emotions I´ve not experienced since I
saw my father in my mothers neglié.
Bravo sir, bravo!

Posted on November 10, 2005
- cheshyrecat

go sally!

Posted on November 10, 2005
- juniordan

This was a accident, right?

Posted on November 10, 2005
- ERROL

Really very poor. This movie director should be strung up and shot.

Posted on November 10, 2005
- olympicstudios

The first true classic to be uploaded - unfortunately not for the right reasons! There's nothing to really recommend this 'movie' but reading teh comments about it and watching it again and again really made me smile!

Posted on November 10, 2005
- northmeister

No comment

Posted on November 10, 2005
- Jojje

What??!!!?!

Posted on November 10, 2005
- Lumiras

worst.....western....ever

Posted on November 10, 2005
- Dark_void

Excellent

Posted on November 10, 2005
- nousernameavailable

ohm y god that was the most stupid thing i have ever seen! :D

Posted on November 10, 2005
- Joey_D

5 stars cos it's so bad, it's good. I laugh every time I think about it. ^_^

Posted on November 10, 2005
- rouky0

Oh god !!!!!!!!

Posted on November 10, 2005
- RolandEmmerich

Yeeeees! That is entertainment at its best! *lol*

Posted on November 10, 2005
- Dj_El_Marriachi

same as some other comments. an extra star because it was too funny.
or this is a kid who made his first movie or it's done on purpose.
either way it made me laugh and that's worth something :P

Posted on November 10, 2005
- DeusExMachinima

Seriously folks, make a test movie before making your first film for release. Please don't regale us with every single thing that you make. If you make something that sucks, don't upload it and set yourself up for ridicule.

Posted on November 10, 2005
- tiggerdn

No comment

Posted on November 10, 2005
- Dark_Mace

LOL.
I was laughing at this before i even watched it, having read everyones reviews before hand.
LOL i havent laughed at something on this site, so hard, as of yet.
Good work, ill give you an extra star for ending the moving with absolutley no closure and having zero plot with techno music playing while the girl plays classic piano in a saloon.

Make more, i need a laugh.

Posted on November 10, 2005
- Patriot84

Holy hell... it's like a flashback to every movie from the 80s. No plot, techno music, random staring at the camera...

Posted on November 10, 2005
- RastaCube

In my oppinion, this movie should be called "shoot sally down" (for doing such things)... this is totally a NO NO

Posted on November 10, 2005
- Bluestreak

You ought to be smacked upside the head with a stapler for uploading this inanity.

Posted on November 10, 2005
- cs0875

Now...What is this movie about?

Posted on November 10, 2005
- Bobchad94

No comment

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Roundabout

Wow. What a steaming pile of cow dung.
I can't wait for the sequel.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- angrycharlie

A modern day classic. Had you uploaded this AFTER the game hit retail shelves, it would have been instantly forgotten. You're like the guy who does a cannonball off the diving board without first checking to see if there's any water in the pool. 30 years from now, I'll still remember where I was when I first saw sally play-the-piano-stare-then-play-the-piano-again

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Esmo

this was "Saddle Up Sally" bad....

Posted on November 9, 2005
- MoneyMan

This is the movie everyone makes fun of now. It is a true standard.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- bretts31344

NO PLOT, a wasted a minute watching this.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- JohnOkinawa

What were you trying to do? Zero stars for you!!!! Uhhh...lame....go write a script!!!

Posted on November 9, 2005
- SUMMERBOI

3 stars being that this seems to be the movie by which all other movies are being measured. lol

Posted on November 9, 2005
- ActionRocks

Why is this in the top 10?

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Griswel

Not as bad as the other reviews say. For example, the war movies are worse, this was shorter.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- The_Grand_Critique

I don't have enough time to complain about this monstrosity of a movie. It had bad camera angles, a stupid beginning, and what was the plot? Was there a plot at all? I can't even say if this qualifies as a movie.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- HyperGnome

Song was good, just put on a bad movie

Posted on November 9, 2005
- CrazyDiamond

I- I dont know what to say... other than... I'am ashamned

Posted on November 9, 2005
- DIMITRIOS

BAD :(

Posted on November 9, 2005
- ptravis

No comment

Posted on November 9, 2005
- PhredPhilms

Not quite sure what this was about actually, but hope to see other efforts in the future.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- DUNNE

Waste of time. Not much thought put into this.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- wiman

No story, no feel, no nothing! ATM this movie is in 3rd place at the charts... Why?

Posted on November 9, 2005
- AMG2K2

Uhhhh, yeah. I see someone was either letting the computer do it or just experimenting. I dunno which one to hope for. In any case, the music seemed too odd for the setting (1980s Western, huh?) and there was no plot to speak of. Unless you like lowering your IQ or watching people ride horses and stuff... no idea where this movie was going.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- TJ229ER

Absolutly terrible.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Ojin

For this, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to give out a Jay Sherman award. It stinks!

Posted on November 9, 2005
- froboy

Yay!!! a pointess movie
it also has amazing music because we all know techno were cowboy's favorite type of music

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Otrex

Take my word for it: This is a classic that will be held in high regard with other Ed Wood titles such as "Plan 9 from Outer Space". The acting, the plot and the music are all the opposite of brilliant, and the non-twist ending had me in the opposite of stiches.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- carchy

I don´t understand it!
Is it joke? No story, bad music...
I can´t believe!

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Itchynipple

Wow that was umm well i sooooooooooooooo wish i could give less good try i suppose :D

Posted on November 9, 2005
- BRich83

I have nothing to say that hasn't been already said. My only regret is that I cannot choose 0 stars.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- xenocron

i want to shoot myself! what a waste of time. Congratulations: You uploaded the worst movie since this game got released. It will be hard beating that piece of *beep*

I would give 0 stars if i could, even one is too much

Posted on November 9, 2005
- LtPLANK

a waste of 59 secs!

Posted on November 9, 2005
- ParkCarsHere

Uh... yeah... Let's see: No story... or point at all.. pretty much sums up this. Terrible movie.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- smgluver627

.................................

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Steviebow

Alright. Firsty I think that the soundtrack was ghastly. It was so inappropriate for the scene when all the people are 'dancing' and a piano is being played oddly. Nothing personal, but 'sigh'.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Ewan_McGregor

Umm.........I don't really get what you were aiming for. Was it a music video? Was it a test movie? Or did you release it to get online credit until you make something that is actually worth watching?

Posted on November 9, 2005
- DayWalkrer

ehrm,if u ever choose to do anything in the movie industry...PLEASE DONT LET IT BE DIRECTING (ehrm,garbage man is something even you could do)
wrong music AND Piano AT THE SAME TIME,nothing happend,i dont get it?

Posted on November 9, 2005
- vinceismi

i dont get it... nothing happened... and the wrong music and wierd piano playing... i havent played the game yet so i dont really know about the piano @ all... but still it didnt fit

Posted on November 9, 2005
- AteoFiel

As others have said, there is not much in the way of story, but what bothered me more was the choice of music you had playing in a western. It sounded more 80s-ish than cowboy, you may also want to have the music die down so it isn't playing over the piano music.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- KWM

Ok you have an opening scene...where is the "rest of the story"... as they say.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Gargoyle418

No comment

Posted on November 9, 2005
- ohtastyone

were the 2 women working together to steal the men's horses? anyway, very bad.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- jack_mc2005

Not much happened but u cant really comment on it cos nothing happened, i mean if he carried on the story that begining bit would have been good.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- dreadwood_

bad

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Davitrav30

Whats the Deal ?

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Salvatores86

Very, very bad

Posted on November 9, 2005
- m0nsterman

Agree with Woad on this one, look around the other movies and draw inspiration from them, watch "real" films again also, find bits you like out of them and use them to develop your style. Give it one more shot and dont listen to the morons below trying to put you down. Give it another go!!

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Woad

Ok, I'll really try not to be quite so harsh but if you are going to put something up online for others to review you really need to give us a bit more. Granted none of the others really have much of a plot and or character development yet but they at least show an effort at learning the ropes and being creative. Keep trying, mabye watch a few of the other films that are posted, and really put some thought and time into your next effort. I'm sure you can do something good. Best of luck.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Brian_Simard

Du grand n'importe quoi ... seule la musique sympatoche sauve l'ensemble, décousu et foncièrement sans intérêt.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- MrBlaub

Disco music in a western?!

No narrative whatsoever. Not even funny. This is terrible!

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Titan_Inc

You might be saying to yourself...why the &*%$ would I give such a totally and completely crappy, garabage, horrible movie such a high score?! LOL! Because it's so dang funny! I can't believe he actually expected us to take it seriously. It was suppose to be so stupid it's funny in my opinion! And I loved it! I couldn't stop laughing! And then reading all the horrible reviews! Priceless! This movies is tons of laughs because it's so crappy...and that's hard to do but Steven Bodle somehow makes it happen. CONGRADS! ...but I wouldn't suggest trying again...lol! Unless you really think you can repeat your success! :p

Posted on November 9, 2005
- TheKnife

That...Was...Terrible!
Gah!
The amount of disgust i get from this movie is too much to be descriped by words!

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Antej

This was the worst movie I have ever seen. The music would fit in some kind of space movie, not in a western movie. And no one was speaking, and it had a really bad ending.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Minage

Disgusting! There are no words in this world yet to describe this film! Two thumbs downward.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- tzeno

I agree with the statement worst movie seen to date. Music didn't fit, scenes had no continuity- I'm assuming you did this more of a way of trying out the equipment. You can do much better.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- capemedia

Minus 1, the worst I have seen to date.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- LALESUB

Very bad! You can do better!

Posted on November 9, 2005
- ROYALHANKEY

made a opening scene but theres no start middle or ending, suggest you finish it

Posted on November 9, 2005
- StentorianVoices

No comment

Posted on November 9, 2005
- RedRodrigez

This movie sucks big time.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- ace1chase101

I'm sorry? Why does this movie exist?

Posted on November 9, 2005
- LeMan

What in the world is it on about? And try not having background music when some1 is playing the piano, d'oh!

Posted on November 9, 2005
- BookofOmega

Words just can discribe it.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- ICONIC56

I actually didn't see anything horribly wrong with what I saw. There just wasn't anything to see. No development.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Nee

Terrible choice of music, the color of your titles text and the titles background was so close to similar they were unreadable and there was no discernable plot, not very good, not very good at all.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- JessyWhite

This is probably the worst "movie" I've ever seen.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Jimmy_Canuck

Maybe you meant to put the second scene first and vice versa? That's the only thing I can think of to make the movie make more sense. Though, why she had three horses, I'll never know.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- RexFilm

A little masterpiece of nothing.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- FrenchBullet

No comment

Posted on November 9, 2005
- BasWesseling

Camerawork is nice! The rest ....

Posted on November 9, 2005
- GoldfishProductions

Well I think this movie is terrible. The music was like Miami Vice, I was and still feel like Crockett and Tubbs should appear in a cameo roll somewhere.

GoldfishProductions gives this movie a 1 star rating - Terrible

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Andy1583

Yeah...um...bit short.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Nool

hmmm not god......

Posted on November 9, 2005
- DarkSkyeHIM

This sucks!

Posted on November 9, 2005
- hawk251

What was the plot again.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Munglai

I'm guessing you must have exported it incorrectly. I voted five because it made me laugh, plus retro music is great.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- richard777666

What the hell? That was awful!

Posted on November 9, 2005
- vzett90

nothing, which changes the world

Posted on November 9, 2005
- StillNotThere

Sorry, but the story is temporarily not available!
One star is still too much for this anti-masterpiece...

Posted on November 9, 2005
- gamedude15

i didnt get it or infact like it
it had that horrid 80's music and no story line at all sorry but im being truthful

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Duane_Hanks_Spielberg

What Was The Film ABOUT???

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Lottoz23

....wow =X interesting I guess? haha

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Doc_Z

I'm sorry to say this movie was horrible, better luck next time ;)

Posted on November 9, 2005
- deathofallkittys

Funniest thing I ever seen. Keep up the good work!

Still have to give you one star though. But it's a well earned star.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Tuppe

bad...

Posted on November 9, 2005
- carsonherrick

Thanks for the upload. Don't worry about the rating. 1 star is one more than MOST people get, since MOST people don't upload their movies at all.

Keep at it, and you'll be making some real cinema quality films, in no time.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- katurian

No comment

Posted on November 9, 2005
- LotW89

omg this is the badest thing I ever seen

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Loros

unbelievable

Posted on November 9, 2005
- alphonsetmb

that stunk. it was pointless and stupid. it reminded me of my own existence

Posted on November 9, 2005
- COLINVGREY

No plot, no interaction, err nothing really, apart from some piano playing and horse riding.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Gaspacho

I don´t get it. The movie had nothing, no characters, no story, nothing.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- S1m0nD3lux3

This makes completey no sense ... what is the movie about?
The only positive thing is, that it took only 1 Minute.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Blackstorm

OMG,wth was that?

Posted on November 9, 2005
- vpc410

I don't know what that was, but it sure wasn't a movie.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- RINGSTORM2K2

I will give it two stars for what it has done. A few months from now their will be so many new movies being posted and only the very best may be remembered, maybe. Saddle Up Sally is a name that will be referred to for along time. For this it deserves two stars.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- QuartXz

Is this a movie?

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Lekym

si tacuisses

Posted on November 9, 2005
- bean23

Someone just testing the upload feature? Did it cut off before completion? Why the 80's war/action movie theme in a Western?

Posted on November 9, 2005
- vcatkiller

Tough audience. Mind you, this really feels like you started to create the film, then got bored and lost the plot. If it was a few minutes longer, it could've had a plot, too. (I'm thinking a cheesy spagetti western with 80's tunes - hmmm...might have to try that)

Posted on November 9, 2005
- gamer23

This is the movie for nouthing!!!
Why it was made?

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Superdude201

I don't mean any offense, but what was the point? It just seemed like abit of a random mess, sorry.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- wmw

This gets 1 star cause I can't give 0 stars (or -1 for that matter).

Posted on November 9, 2005
- biognome

At least it was short!

Posted on November 9, 2005
- ellyion

I'm guessing this was an auto-generated movie you posted to test out the system?

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Stamford

Deliberately crap!!

Surely???

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Kipper

What was there wasn't bad. Its just that there was nothing there! No story, no characters. No nothing.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Granman

... This is the worst thing I've ever seen. That is just time I'll never get back. I will NEVER watch any of your movies again. Dude... If I could, I'd give it Negative 10 stars... wow

Posted on November 9, 2005
- sketchjet

Umm, okay. Very short, no plot what so ever, no character development. A good first try though

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Clue85

For a first attempt on a game that is brand new I think the reviews are far too harsh. For that, and the fact that you actually released something to be viewed,which is more than at least I can say, 5 stars. Good attempt.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- 113claymore

wtf was that. Hope that was your first atempt at making a film or is this film in here for the virtual cash??? becuse it did noting else than confuse me.....keep trying you might make a good movie yet....

Posted on November 9, 2005
- CMOT_Dibbler

Even Ed Wood could do better than this

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Oddbit

The Movies Premier Edition - £50.00
National Phoneline - £17.99
Everyones unforgiving opinions - Priceless!

Posted on November 9, 2005
- -the-dude-

værste film nogensinde !

Posted on November 9, 2005
- speilucasberg

a western with a miami vice style sound track and some bird playing the piano like les dawson

no plot, no fun, if i could give it no stars i would ...utter pish im afraid

Posted on November 9, 2005
- msaeluk

No comment

Posted on November 9, 2005
- EthanRunt

what the hell, there isn't even a storyline.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- MONKFISH1988

What was the point of this movie?

Posted on November 9, 2005
- eddyryan

i must of missed something in that because i have no idea what was going on.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- BlueBaboon

Theres really nothing in this movie , no story , the wrong music ...
i think you have to try a little harder to make a good movie

Posted on November 9, 2005
- SpleNDid291

i cant get the plot in tis movie! :-p
i hope it was ur first one...

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Greebo80

No plot, bad music, way too short = 1 star.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Sup3rPh1y

1 Star.... 'Nuff said.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Sandanjuu

....
They need a "Blam this movie" like that one flash site.. uh.. forget what its called. After enough Blams the movie gets reviewed and deleted if it really is trash. Because this is seriously horrible. I mean I can't even make it funny horrible, I even tried watchin it upside down.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- codyd22

bad movie....no point....but i gotta admit it was so bad it was funny...NICE!!!!

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Kaarnij

No comment

Posted on November 9, 2005
- PulpFiction1

Hahahaa, this is just a silly movie. Oh my god...

Posted on November 9, 2005
- DiamondFilms

I give this film two stars. It probably desereves zero, but it was so bad it was hilarious and i couldn't stop laughing.

The funniest movie uploaded yet!

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Harregarre

A shame we can't give a 0 star. :( This is one piece of heavy crap...

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Hmuda

No story, music not matching the genre. Why upload it and get bad reviews?

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Goopynose

two music audios going at once? that was of course a terrible flick.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Chriss_K

ok? :( a first fast movie
you can it better, thats not good :(

Posted on November 9, 2005
- FATBABY

lol... just seeing all the bad reviews made this movie pretty funny!

Posted on November 9, 2005
- liamson

...........wtf

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Rewwan92

Were is the story?

Posted on November 9, 2005
- JonK

Great set-up, too bad there's absolutley no punch line. Make the rest of the movie, and call me in the morning.

Posted on November 9, 2005
- Buccura

Nothing to it at all sadly. Thats all that can really be said, it was to short and had to little substance. All it was was showing a cowgirl at a bar and riding up on a horse, and that is it, nothing else.

This has the base of a great character introduction, as something to have as an intro for a character. However, the fact there is no dialog at all just makes it nothing worth watching. Not to mention how out of place the music is.

Then again, maybe it was ment to be silly and stupid, and those kinds of movies can most certainly be funny. This however, sadly was not funny to me at least. It just simply feels very slipshod.

And thats all that can really be said I'm afraid. I hope you can pull together more entertaining movies in the future, because this isn't a very good start.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Tman

Hmm... That was completely pointless and just not very good.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- SCRUGGS

Haha! Nobody got it, I mean, after looking at the rating and some peoples responses watching this movie really made me laugh out. I loved all the poor aspects of it, the barely readable text, the clashing sound of the piano to the inappropriate backing music. The repetative dancers and the oh so unclimatic end.

I hope you purposly thought about making this piece of crap! Because I love it.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- czartim

Im not going to be an idiot and give you 5 stars because i dont ever want you to give me a bad review... this movie is lacking a plot, and a reason for it to exsist. I hope you try alittle for your next friend

Posted on November 8, 2005
- GraveMistake

Granted there wasn't much to it, but we all start somewhere. It was a good beginning. If more material were added I'd of given it more stars.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Phaethon0017

No comment

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Trillian

Pitiful. It was like a horrible, non-sensical one minute music video. Or maybe a bad commercial. I'm sure you can do better than this.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Myros

LOL, hmm ok its a movie on the website on the day of release ..2 stars ;)
Im guessing we will see many of these over the next few weeks.
M

Posted on November 8, 2005
- tacoshack27

Wow, I'm still scratching my head. I found the rock style music in the background rather amusing to listen to back in the days of the wild west saloon. So you just made Saddle up sally, next thing on list should be Mustang Sally. Take Sally through the decades and see how she rides.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Realjad

Stupid, worthless, trash... and that is me being very kind to this garbage that is a supposed 'Movie'.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Woser

um.. really bad choice of dark purple text on a dark backround.. unreadable, and was there a plot? 1 star.. only beause i have to give it something.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Chico0900

Wow that was funny in a stupid way but really awful :/

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Noopy63

Very amusing!!

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Tayman

Wow, that was a bad movie

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Crssyndrome

One of the worst movies posted...But you knew that, Look at how many reviews you got, hey they may be bad reviews but you got more reviews and more people commenting on your sucky little film than any others.....For that you deserve 5 STARS... Keep up the good work.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- ayeembored

I think this movie does deserve the one star, just because of the wonderful ambiguity of the title. Is Sally saddling up, or is Sally the name of a horse, being saddled up? Also... I think the horses should be credited, they had the most convincing performance in the movie.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- RealSlimRon

I have nothing to say about this movie LOL

Posted on November 8, 2005
- MooCow_Number1

Ermmm...

Posted on November 8, 2005
- RushFan

Well, you certainly stirred things up with this entry. But I'm afraid I must rate it quite low.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- MartinScorsese

No comment

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Drewry

Wow! Is all I can get off of my tongue after that memorable experience. What a great movie, what it lacks in length it gains in content. Surely this will be the movie that is on everyone's mind during this fall season.

The movie starts off in a Western Saloon where we meet an interesting arrangement of characters. A suspicious woman getting a drink at the bar, and three dancers dancing to a catchy tuned which is played by the blonde. The camera angles are quite revolutionary and keep the film interesting.

The character interaction lacks nothing. This is where the director gives us the most to create in our mind. It is as if the director is painting half of a masterpiece, leaving each one of us to complete it in our minds. There are several scenes where you can really think about and wonder what sort of happenings are going on in these character's lives. In example, the blonde who is playing the piano, she takes a short glance at the dancers, and then proceeds to finish her tune. What could she have been thinking here? Maybe she was thinking about her sick son, or maybe she was thinking about where her lover is. Or perhaps the gentleman dancing is infact her husband and the other blonde and her and all caught up in an entangled love triangle! The possibilities are endless!

The final scene shows the suspicious woman in the bar riding off with three horses, two of which are left riderless. One could suspect this woman is indeed sally. And perhaps she has stolen the three dancer's horses and now travels off into the dust with her new found property.

All around, this movie is an instant success. It shows originality, thought provoking elements of shakespherian proportions, and finally great camera angles that make an allready breath-taking plot just that much more dynamic! I can say with utmost assurance that I will be long looking forward to the sequal to this movie!

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Jonomunch

Saddle up Sally - THE NAME ALONE IS WORTH 5 STARS. Even though you did shame to the name. The movie ABSOLUTELY SUCKED, but the NAME IS COOL, so 5 STARS!!!

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Speed_Wolf

Uhhhh....

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Dimou

PLEASE DON'T WASTE OUR TIME! Thank you... This minute flick is the reason I wish I could issue a turd, rather than a star.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- SeiferA

...you honestly didn't try, did you? No story, no plot...I mean, if this was a test movie, ok, but for crying out loud, this is a site to show off some decent movies, not test runs.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- KERHOP

No comment

Posted on November 8, 2005
- RooWebber

Here's a tip, don't put purple writing on a green background. If you meant it about religion and what Pulp Celluloid said then prompts go to you, but you have to understand that movies of this nature so early on in particular won't score well as they aren't that interesting, nor what the game is about. But I doubt you did mean the religion symbolisim and you most likely shouldn't have posted this up as it looks like only a test.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- richke

you have to be kidding me...did you even try...not to be rude but the music didnt fit and everything about it was just bad. I wouldnt in all fairness this doesnt even deserve a star...sorry man.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- JasonSMCA

Id have to say id rather watch Gigli

Posted on November 8, 2005
- def3527

Take this film. Keep it. Walk 10 paces. Bury it in the ground. 20 years from now, teach the world to sing. *starts clapping*

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Anim8r2b3

Very little story. Although on the positive, most of us still don't even have the game so I'll give ya 3 stars just for geetting something up there lol

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Tomanta

An establishing shot, dancing in a bar, and riding away on a horse.

Nothing even resembling a story, plot, characters... I can't even give it points for trying to do something unusual or different.

Maybe your next try will be better.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Lyndy62

Huh? must have been a I HAVE THE MOVIES type of thing. Not really caring about story but more wanting everyone to know that he has the game

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Dorohn

Hurray! None of us will ever need to worry about been at the deepest bottom from now on!

A winner is you!

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Orgull

Sorry but there's no story-telling at all. Totally lacks cohesion and significance. Just plain awful.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- blackcat777

Hmmmm... okay. Movies are stories told with pictures. You have the pictures, so you need to work on the story now. Remember the fundamental rule: CONFLICT. Conflict is what makes stories interesting.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- DogRobber

I'm at a loss for word.
Since my copy is still in the rough care of whoever is driving the 2 cylinder semi that hauls the box from where it was "Released in the US" to the store that will give it to me on the "Street Date" I can only assume that this was completely done with ingame writers, directors and editors.

Cheers on the bravery to upload a first effort, though. 1 star.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Rockay

Some people dancing and someone bringing in a few horses. Did I miss something or was that about it?

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Mr_Grimm

Can anyone say... HIDDEN ADULT MOVIE? lol
I'll give it 2 stars because it is so odd.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- chiprocks1

Didn't Ridley Scott start off this bad as well? I see a Hot director in this boy's future!!

Posted on November 8, 2005
- mughoj

I guess we all risk uploading bad movies in the future, but I really hope that most people at least tries to tell a story of some sort.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- SaltyPlus

hah

Posted on November 8, 2005
- skywalkr2

Yeah - no purpose to upload this one yet. Could have been a good openning, but then ... nothing.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- MoviesManiac

Um...what? I think you made this just to upload something and thats not the point.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- thecrazyatheist

My curiosity got the better of me. Taswell, I might consider re-registering with a different nick :P

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Hobe_OJoos

i usually would say that was very good for a first try...but...um...er

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Rin101

Ummm?
I didn't get it.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- whitemikeph23

bad movie. no plot. no direction.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- jhmirage

Make an entire movie with an actual story, please.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- starworks

ok I agree with everyone here. you were unloading just to have something up here....not good my friend,

Posted on November 8, 2005
- James1186

Terrible, wtf?

Posted on November 8, 2005
- pumpkinhead

This was a truely pointless experiment. You really should have left this on the hard drive somewhere rather than posting this on the internet for people to tear you apart. Your film was obviously a test piece, but I apologise that I cannot give this more than 1 star & if I was the individual who made this, I would expect nothing more from any of you.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- guitarman2133

ahh... what... umhh. well, this doesn't make any... ahh... sense.
don't watch this it's a... probably made by a mentaly ill person. no offense if you are.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- FalconUK

More of a trailer then a movie but think people missed the part were it said made in 1982. In the eighties films were largly forgetable filled with poor music and made no sense. So think it fits in with the period just well. Dont give up trying and cant wait to see the films from these 1 star givers :)

Posted on November 8, 2005
- dur1al

i give one star to the fact that u got the game before me ... yer movie needs... some work... next time NO STARS FOR YOU!

Posted on November 8, 2005
- SIMPLY_SHANE

A bad choice for your first submission. Please try harder!

Posted on November 8, 2005
- BillytheCrayon

I wish I didn't read the reviews first, and seen it before I started reading

No there an option for 0 stars???

poor taswell

Posted on November 8, 2005
- RadFilm

? This made no sense.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- JAGinAZ

Um...???

Posted on November 8, 2005
- cooltrip71

poor music choice for a Western, charitably you could call it an art movie, as it makes no sense.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- GustavHelgi

Haven't i seen the bartender somewhere before ?

Posted on November 8, 2005
- vader

Aweful

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Sonnysims2

wak!!!!

Posted on November 8, 2005
- linoid100

hmm well she did saddle up

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Zuckerman

LOL... huh?

Posted on November 8, 2005
- toddworld

Obvious attempt to throw a movie up first. Congrats, mission complete.

Next...

Posted on November 8, 2005
- thunderlizard

I certainly hope that this is not the kind of thing we'll be seeing much more of. I know it was experimental, but I wouldn't have posted anything until it had a LITTLE bit of polish.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- nick1101

hmm, i didnt get the ending.
what was this movie all about?
it was a pointless movie
experiment? idk

Posted on November 8, 2005
- AfrikaKorps

I just assume it was experimentation. I suppose most of the short movies coming out around the realease will be experimentational.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Grandmaster_King

This most be the most useless movie ever made.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- MovieMaster

boring nobdy was on the other horses

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Sun_Devil

By far the shortest movie I have seen on here and sadly one of the most basic ones as well.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- IRONFIXER

Well, can't say too much more than what's already been said. This seemed more like a first try test on the game rather than an actual movie. But, keep working at it and get a good story in mind first.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- BasementProductions

I'm giving you a two for your effort...but really now...come on...

Posted on November 8, 2005
- tick1111

i know its your first so i'll cut you some slack.. but while watching.. i kept thinking... "whats the point".

Posted on November 8, 2005
- MimeKilling101

I assume this movie is about a woman who plays piano for people in exchange for horses. Im not sure. Theres no dialoge and it runs less than a minute, feels more like someone just wanted to test the game and the upload process. Only watch if you really want to see a movies movie but only have a minute to spare.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- King_Moonracer

Huh?

Posted on November 8, 2005
- siqram1

try adding a little bit more spice to it.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- ESDirector

Right from the Desk of the ESDirector
This movie is by far the worst movie I have ever seen in my life. I can see the desire to post a movie before the majority of the others, but this garbage is just inexcusable.
Everything about this movie is horrible: the choice of music, the plot, the characters, etc, etc, etc...
Please, I beg of everyone, do not post such amateur trash and expect it to be received as a real movie.
ESDirector signing off.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- SoLProd

well that was interesting.....

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Onehrphotographer

Obviously a frist attempt and a rough draft, still can't give it high marks as it would be unfair to those who put hours upon hours perfecting their work. Unless your film is supposed to be campy, the 80's music in the western setting does not fit, plus you lose the piano effect when the score is imposed over it. Needs a plot to give it direction.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- bosay831

Not understanding the music or the plot.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- sublimetwit

Instead of being negative, I'll be constructive and tell you where to improve.
The music for one. Is that a technical issue? You have two songs playing at one, is there a cross fade? Also, the intro music doesn't match the genre.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Theyrealiveash

?

Posted on November 8, 2005
- berndie90

I'm sorry, but I'm just not buying it. Just curious, did you create this yourself or did you have your script writers automatically write it?

Posted on November 8, 2005
- MikeNet

Mmmm. This is pretty bad. I realize that this is an early effort, but this "movie" has no plot, no characters and no action. It's a complete and utter waste of 59 seconds. I'm sure that your future releases will be much improved.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Jesus_DeSade

Well... it was nicely lit.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- metroidmen

My IQ just dropped 20 points. But Ill let you off and give you some cred for trying and your 1st upload.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Celadus

I agree with the other reviews. No plot, no action, no point. However, I am giving you 1 extra star as this is one of the first movies uploaded.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- DawnClover

WTH? sucks -.-

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Steveio

No Plot, if this was just a test film to see if everything works well it works, now go run along and make a real movie please.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- TheCMan

From what I caught, really no storyline whatsoever, i liked the music it was the pest part and the other thing is that the camo in the beggining doesent fit in with the westtern setting im sorry, but i have to give it a two and thats nice some would slap a one and call is bs but good luck!

Posted on November 8, 2005
- WorldPictures

From Critic's Corner hosts Jeremiah and Dr. Googlestien
This movie was the lowest of the low. I mean where is the plot. A girl on a horse riding in the city. Sorry this movie really didn't even work for me and as far as I'm concerned it's a piece of garbage that should never be shown again. It doesn't even deserve one star.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Faydra

I have to give it at least one star as it was well lit
finaly a movie where I can see what is going on
only problem was there was nothing going on :)

Fay

Posted on November 8, 2005
- RSCHWARZ7

I am sorry but there was no plot? Just people dancing around and a girl on a horse riding in the city. Not trying to be mean here, but there has to be plot in a film, a good story :-) Why was sally playing piano in a bar? Was she stealing those horses? Or was that part of her job? There are many questions for this film, but little answers to them. But, I'll give you an A for effort :-) And 2 stars.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- yesnomaybeso

it waas really pintless no storyline it was probabally your first movie so im not trying to be mean!!!!!!!1

Posted on November 8, 2005
- NCNews

Pointless to be sure. I liked the establishing shot, however. You needed to use a lighter text color against the camo on the titles.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Its

Abominable!

Posted on November 8, 2005
- swordless_ninja

At least you know your internet works.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- jman1

yeah...........I didn't understand what was going on, did anyone else?

Posted on November 8, 2005
- CONSOLCWBY

I wouldn't call this an action film as much as I would call the plot of this 'EXISTANT'! :D It seems to me to be erm... unfinished? Or in the very least, surreal?... dunno. Seemed to lack any point/sense/plot/conclusion/character... At least use some text to tell us what is going on!

All in all, *pht*

-Mike (from TBP)

Posted on November 8, 2005
- njoe21

For a first movie it wasn't horrible. The music didn't match the movie, but the lighting was well done. Also was a bit short but a good first try in my opinion.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Forcemaster2000

: Where was the movie?!

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Algarenator

Is a [naughty word!]!

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Westly

I'd rather be forced to sit in a tiny room with only corn nuts and red bull to sustain me as I am forced to watch endless Gap commercials Clockwork Orange style.

Fire that piano player... I have a cat that plays better than her.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- FiredDarkeness

What I Baby movie. I dont like it. That not an action movie but an Unaction movie ''I dont think that word exist'' It'a borring... I like to say dat! Lo0l

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Spiderman2006

No plot. Kinda stupid. I will just lay it out to you it was bad. Where was the action?

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Pulp Celluloid

Ride Sally Ride! This movie is an instant classic! "Saddle Up Sally" is full of symbolism that reflects the dispair of daily life.

As the girl plays the piano we see three people in Western attire dance around. Their western attire symbolizes that they are from a Western religion and culture. Of course, these people represent the holy trinity. The piano player is symbolic of organized religion that makes these spiritual beings move but never has any real contact with them.

Then we see the female solider ride into town with two riderless horses. Obviously, this is symbolic of all the wars that have been fought over religion. The two riderless horses are a clear symbol of all those who never made it home.

"Saddle Up Sally" is a powerful piece of movie-making. I was so moved I wept like a schoolgirl. This is one powerful movie that you can't afford to miss!

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Manky

Sorry, but that's not much of a movie.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Patami

?

Posted on November 8, 2005
- criobien

As much as I want to be nice, this movie was pretty pointless. It had no plot and the whole thing just made no sense.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Littlecube

No comment

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Dwarrson

wtf? where the hell is the "action" in this "action"-movie? Sorry, but this one`s a bit... ehm, well, bad.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Super_soulb

Are you going to post all your random movies you make in the campaign mod ?

Posted on November 8, 2005
- WarrenWalterWilliamWoulfe

Joel - What was that ?
Crow - I think I saw something wasn't quite sure what it was, a flash on the screen, something or other, Tom ?
Tom - Hun, what, I wasn't paying attention, did something happen ?

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Saskro

Hmmm... not much to say about that. It`s ok to play around with sets and scenes like this. But you shouldn`t post this senseless stuff on the internet. At least if you plan to be taken serious for other stuff you might release in the future. It`s not even funny enough to be entertaining...

Posted on November 8, 2005
- PacMan5000

Ok wait for it im gunna say something nice about this movie..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................I got nothin..... YOU FAIL ...F

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Juztiss

No comment

Posted on November 8, 2005
- MovieFreak23

I hope that was a preview because that was short, had no plot, and it stunk. Please make a longer movie next time. 2 thumbs down.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- globalcinema

I watched this movie 4 times so far to see if I could give the movie any credit. Sadly I could not find anything in that movie to do that. The music and the whole movie did not make any sense.

I am sorry but this movie gets the thumbs down from me.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- JD_

hmm uuuuh!? was that a movie?

Posted on November 8, 2005
- castleoblivion

I am giving a two because for only the first day out for the game, this isn't that bad. It doesn't have a plot, it really doesn't have anything, but for effort I will give two :/

Posted on November 8, 2005
- TheFlaps

yep, uh huh, yes

Posted on November 8, 2005
- BigToothDude

That was HORRIBLE!!!!!! that was the DUMBEST most IDIOTIC movie i've ever seen! thats not what this site is for!! lord of mercy!!!!! HELP!!!!

Posted on November 8, 2005
- HardKase

Lots of potential ...... for improvement :/

Posted on November 8, 2005
- NicotineHell

I've seen commericals with more acting, plot then this film could even dream of having.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- FraasMovies

:-(

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Pij

No comment

Posted on November 8, 2005
- LucasUP

Way too short... What happened? Movies generaly need plots... you know... stories... of some sort.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- something1

This movie makes less sense then Kawmie Kilptrik trying to send votes to dead people and Geroge Bush's agenda combined!

Posted on November 8, 2005
- geozero

What's the plot?

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Nickinaround

I think its funny first off that people think they are expereinced critic. First off expereinced is spelled experienced. Sorry I have to point spelling mistakes out. If you are going to write a review anywhere it is common courtesy for you to do a spell check beforehand. Second, please don't judge these movies as if they were the real thing, because they aren't. These are just people trying to have some fun. Third this movie just wasn't very good so I have to agree with you on that. The music and the movie making no sense didn't help either.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- threeputter

Can I get my 59 seconds back. Please a little more effort would be appreciated.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- dimsey

What the hell was that?
That wasn't anything.
There was nothing.
It ended before it could've been anything.
Better luck next time.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Alpha-Omega

I never thought I'd see the day. A movie worse than Gigli.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- CAVIES86

Too short!

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Thox

Exactly what I was afraid of, stupid pointless movies appearing on here. The credits lasted nearly as long as the movie, I say movie, but it was just a couple of scenes plopped together, with no story whatsoever. Utterly Pointless.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- SILENTMOBIUS

All I have to say is...huh?

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Druidblue

0 stars. This isn't a movie, it's editing material that most likely would end up on the cutting room floor. They couldn't even use this to spoof a la Mystery Science Theatre 3000- there's nothing there at all.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- JensTheBomb

I was really getting into it...then it ended. That barely constituted an introduction! But I have to say, combined with reading the reviews, I was really laughing.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- kewcyan

Nul, il n'y a rien a comprendre..... dommage.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- HACAKINGSTUDIO

Ok i am a experinced critic person.The first thing is that this will damage your rep so dont do this againg.You should make a story line next time and add some subtitles or voices and a little longer soo good luck next time.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- CyberOps

Well it's not much i have to agree on that, but hey for a first time try i think you deserve some credit. Im sure there will be a lot more movies from people that also can't wait to simply upload a first movie even if it's not that good.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- mallodw

Pretty good, too short though.
At leazst you can see this one.
Props go out to you for making the first one you can actually see.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Johnny__Jones

So pointless it collapsed the whole Universe into a black hole of suckage.

0,5 stars, and that's for the editing.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- tomv3636

Boring but I loved the plot. Oh wait what plot?

Posted on November 8, 2005
- dr_mabuse

...Uh...the music was pretty cool. Kinda like AirWolf or some 80s TV show. The sets appeared to be in good condition. That was some mean piano playing too.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Darclas

LOL that was great. But I'm still gonna give 1 star. :P

Posted on November 8, 2005
- SlackerChris

LOL - can we give zero stars? ^__^

Posted on November 8, 2005
- michadj

Not much here! Good choice of music though.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- NANODEATH

No comment

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Thoughtless_Films

Sorry but 1 star is being nice, you just posted this for the sake of posting, If you mentioned it was a trailer maybe you would have got 2 stars

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Cranium8768

Very short, the music didn't fit, absolutely no plot.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- WiLdCat

You shouldnt of had the music over the piano and it wasnt great to start with but that brought it down

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Tenshi_24

...hum..ok..hum...what?! ...You must've worked hard on this film, 59 secs WOW!! By the way, your background music was a really bad choice here, especially at the beginning with the woman playing the piano.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- PopcornGod

This might go down as one of the worst movies ever.. Although let's not be too hasty, I'm sure alot more will popup in the next few days..

Posted on November 8, 2005
- PMs_helpful_sidekick

Two thumbs up!

Posted on November 8, 2005
- XeroHedgehog

...it's as if you picked a script one of the in-game scriptwriters spat out like a machinist on crack and you uploaded it for the fun of it.

Which is unacceptable, because it insults the creative potential of this website.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- JKjunior

Oh my god. Another movie that has just been made to be uploaded to TMO as quick as possible ? No story, no characters, no dialogue, no conflict - this I wouldn`t even call a movie. I am sure you can do better. Take your time, this is a competition with no deadline.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- armyman2007

Congratulations on being the first to post a movie. Was there a point to it?

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Vanick

I'm not really sure what that was suppose to be.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- zig

Wow. This movie falls into the "so bad it's funny" category. The 80's synthesizer music in a western setting is what really sells it.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- Jimbo5858685

I agree with wickershamb. Very very good editing and everything, but no story.

Posted on November 8, 2005
- wickershamb

So people dance in a saloon and then a woman rides up into town?

Actually, I thought the editing and the sound effects were quite good from the first few films on the site. Too bad nothing actually happens.

Posted on November 8, 2005